birth by anal bird explosion

When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.

Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half

Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.

by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025

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Explosive diarrhea

When your shit comes out in the solid, liquid and gas state all at the same time at high velocity.

Dude: can you get me some toilet paper, Had thai yesterday now I've painted the stall brown.

Dude2: you're kidding

Dude: I'm not, I've been in here for three hours with explosive diarrhea.

by Onepump man August 18, 2020

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Explosive Pregnancy

For when you eat so much Taco bell your stomach feels pregnant, then you die later on toilet giving birth to many taco bell infants.

"ayo I think i ate to much, im feeling pregnant"
*gurgle gurlge*
"oh no! im feeling explosive Pregnancy happening!"

by DJColeManChild May 4, 2025

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meaty explosion

When yo dick can't hold it in anymore and ya gotta nut

Tiffany: "he had such a meaty explosion Rachel!"

by FranShortForFrank May 6, 2016

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lava explosion

a) (for men) : a more sperm-abundant than usual ejaculation
b) (for women) a more forceful, in terms of quantity, distance etc, expulsion of liquid during squirting

when you open happiness, and i mean real happiness, you can be sure a lava explosion will follow.

by Sexydimma February 12, 2014

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