Perfect Double-Tapered Shit 

a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.

Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett

Perfect Double-Tapered Shit by wargy2 March 26, 2019

Double Taper 

A perfectly formed shit log tapered on both ends

I feel 10 pounds lighter after dropping a double taper

Double Taper by JBest in show January 6, 2009

I have to return some video tapes

A statement made when you need to quickly get out of a situation or leave the conversation or a room. A great excuse for tardiness or and absence.

Also an euphemism for going number 2.

A line used many times by Patrick Bateman in the book "American Physco." written by Bret Easton Ellis

"Where you going, dude? We got another round of beers coming?"

"I have to return some video tapes."

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"Those fish tacos tore me up. Umm, I have to return some video tapes."

I have to return some video tapes by mrRected April 16, 2010

Tapechoke 

It is a 3 or under aged boy or girl that has choked on tape

My daughter Ana had tapechoke

Tapechoke by Noel369 March 26, 2021

Tapernyeka 

anything having to do with the hallucinogenic drug salvia, can also be used as a replacement for trippy or anything relating to hallucinations in general.

That's so tapernyeka

Tapernyeka by Detognaphone December 21, 2010

tapering 

Something that makes swimmers happy :D

Well, all athletes really...

It's working out really hard for a few days and then doing barely anything in a short amount of time. (usually right before a big game or meet)

When we were tapering, we only did 2500 instead of 7000 =)

tapering by a noun a mouse May 29, 2007

will wood and the tapeworms 

(gay) rock jazz, that's how i like to describe it.... anyways go stream the normal album and stop being weird to will ohmygod

hey, have you ever heard of will wood and the tapeworms? they're an underrated band and they're very talented!!!

will wood and the tapeworms by cotard March 26, 2021