Ill

Something so good that you are looking forward to (stan loona)

Jaydin: We should do pookies after school
Jay: That would be so ILL!

by Stan Loona 🥰 July 30, 2025

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ill break you

When a woman says " Ill break you" she means she will either break your spirit emotionally or break your dick when she rides you.

Boy: so why we not laid up at my house?
girl: Boy stop ill break you

by 450man September 18, 2025

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Hym "Rejecting you view of woman and not attributing value to your lives is not a mental illness. Rights or death. Entirely independent of my views. No exceptions. No concessions. I have decided to be a misogynist and I refuse to stop."

by Hym Iam January 28, 2025

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ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025

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Interstate illness

(Also: highway herpes)

An ailment suffered by those who have spent many hours (or days) in a row traveling the interstate or comparable highway system. Symptoms include persistent headache, grogginess, joint aches and a general fuzziness of the mind.

The two of them were reluctant to talk; interstate illness had properly set in some hours ago and it made conversation hard to focus on.

by NotPieGuy March 20, 2025

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Political Illness

Mental illness characterized by making everything political for seemingly no apparent reason.

Bill was a good guy until he developed political illness. Now he just comments, "Let's go Brandon" and "My body, my choice!" on every random facebook post he sees.

by CornBrehd June 15, 2024

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