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iphone

1. A phone which battery only lasts around 2 hours on average, even If you put it on power save.

2. A phone which you can annihilate by dropping it about 3 ft

3. A phone which Gen Z thinks are better than Samsung phones, but they can't even tell you why.

4. You could type the word "butter" and somehow autocorrect registers it as "penis".

5. Overpriced piece of shit which isn't even worth the money because it breaks easily. All you're doing is paying for a name.
iphones suck so bad that even a dog's rectum would commit suicide if it saw one
by UltimateDoge September 14, 2022
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Iphone Monday

The day when we all woke up late 1 hour because all the Iphone's alarm didn't change after daylight savings time.
Guy 1"dude where were you on monday you missed all 1st period."
Guy 2"Didn't you hear it was Iphone monday so i woke up an hour late."
by WellImCh7 November 10, 2010
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iPhone loser

Someone who realizes they are pathetic so they buy an iPhone.
"Adam realized he was a loser, so he decided to buy an iPhone to join the rest of the iPhone loser losers."
by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020
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iPhone 666

What Satan's smartphone would be if it existed.
Can you just imagine what it would be like if there was such a thing as an iPhone 666? It would be wild and Satan would have to be quick to get it as many people will be offended by it and force Verizon to permanently ban it.
by PhoenixGamer34 February 17, 2021
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pink iPhone

Standard iPhone Color commonly associated with hello kitty girls and fuck boys.
Did you see Jason’s pink iPhone? I think he’s a fuckboy!
by Wongkachonkitti January 5, 2024
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iPhone

1. A phone made by either:
Apple
Android
I have got an Iphone that is from Android.
The iPhone is either made by Apple or Android.
by prnty1541 July 2, 2022
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Iphone

by Syura- November 3, 2022
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