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There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven

Grama drives all the way 2 North Muskegon jus to go 2 WalMart... You and your cousin are in the car... "Grama, what're you doing?" "Driving to WalMart." Even though she lives all the way in Grand Haven... this was too priceless.
"Cousin: Grama, where r we going?
Grama: North Muskegon
Cousin: Why???
Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!!
Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"
by Katie Marie Bell October 4, 2011
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Karter mart

A shopping mart exclusively for people who’s name start with the letter K
Karen and Kristen went too karter mart yesterday.
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Shart in mart

"Shart in mart" is to Americans what "poo in the loo" is to Indians.

Created on 4chan to mock yankees, especially self-important ones, lest they forget theirs is a culture where people publicly shart themselves in the supermarket out of sheer, concentrated sloth.
">eurofags and pajeets force a meme together to pretend they're better than the USA"
">amerifags shart in mart together to pretend they're better at pooing in the loo"
by a sentient bag of goon March 1, 2025
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Canon G7X Mart II

A small sexy fucking nigger camera of a fucking sexy one. Flipup camera is fucking nigga sexy.
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Canon G7X Mart II: gets fucked so hard its number 1 camera
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Omega mart

"Oh oh oh omega mart. You have no idea what's in store for you.
"ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT'S IN STORE FOR YOU!" Omega martttttttttt
by Reallydumb March 28, 2022
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marting

The present participle/gerund form of the verb "to mart."

A philosophical manner of thinking. Marters balance being smart with being simple to express important ideas to all people. They believe that philosophy should be accessible to all, not just fancy people with thic dictionaries. They never equate big words with intelligence or simplicity with stupidity. The world needs more people who like to mart.
Person 1: what's your favorite activity?
Person 2: I enjoy marting.
by oyahbecka March 26, 2019
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Mart Bark

a Mart Bark; to go up to a girl (possibly boy, depending on how horny), and pest them for sex.
wee wee poo poo, hey everybody look at me im Mart Bark (Woof Woof)
by the best mc, 123 abc October 19, 2010
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