Salami vice

Having the grip of a silverback gorilla as a result of chronic masterbation.

*leans in for handshake*
Person #1: Ouch! Dude you have a serious case of salami vice.
Person #2: Sorry man, I have a problem.

by That1guy626 August 29, 2016

vice principal

A dickhead who thinks he's the fucking principal.

Sit down, steve, i want to talk to you...i am the vice principal

by tittitttties August 21, 2008

vice principal

the guy who abuses you and makes you sit in his office and hates you down to your soul. He also wants to overthrow the principal in charge and make your life a living hell.

The vice principal beat billy with a paddle today.

by 1800-ihatemyviceprincipal July 26, 2006

vice city

The only game which saddened me to complete, because I never wanted it to end

GTA Vice City will probably go down as the most enjoyable PS2 game ever

by zutroy September 17, 2004

vice city

A game where you can kill cops, murder prostitutes, gun down innocent civilians, cause death and mayhem on large scales with a tank and get away with it.

lets kill a cop, I know we'll play Vice City

by william December 29, 2004

balls in a vice

Somebody else has cornered you into a really tough situation, where you must now make a major decision between two things neither of which you want in the least.

They had his balls in a vice: either take the pay cut they were demanding from him, or be fired.

by Buddy4k4 July 25, 2017

mistress of vices

A member of the female sex who has mastered the art of doing all not-so-virtuous things, bordering between indulgence and decadence

Sloth, greed, binge-eater -- she is the mistress of vices!

by cyclopsee May 17, 2010