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The Franklin 500

This was a driving loop in Franklin Massachusetts popular with high school kids, especially from Tri Country Regional Vocational Technical School, for many years. Because Tri County was a regional school The Franklin 500 attracted teenagers from several surrounding towns and was a social gathering. It started when Franklin Village Plaza outdoor shopping mall opened around 1987. The loop consisted of driving around Franklin Village Plaza, then east on rt 140 to McDonald's, around the parking lot, then West on rt 140 to the mall, over and over and over and over and over. If you wanted to meet a friend, you just had to park at one end of the loop, and wait and eventually your friend would drive by. One full loop was approximately 4.8 miles.
What do you want to do? I don't know, what do you want to do? Let's do the Franklin 500 in Derek's Firebird.
The Franklin 500 by JaanQ November 23, 2019
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The Mormon 500

A derogatory term used to describe rush hour traffic in and around the Salt Lake City area.

Utah's highways are shitty and inadequate. Also, Utah drivers are traditionally dumb-ass, inconsiderate assholes. Everyone (EVERYONE) drives well above the posted limit of 65mph.
"I would have gotten here sooner but I got trapped in The Mormon 500."

"We left at 2:00 as to avoid The Mormon 500."
The Mormon 500 by NegativeJZ January 27, 2008

firing up the old 50 

Guy 1: Hey man why were you in there so long?
Guy 2: Sorry man, just firing up the old 50.
Guy 1: WTF? Dude, not cool, wait til you get home!

50 Cent (who the original 50 cent was and why the rapper chose that name) 

The original 50 Cent (not the rapper) was from fort green in america he was known in every borough as the most vicious stick up kid around during the late 80's he wasn't really known for his "hustling" or anything like that; he was simply that dude who, when you saw him, you knew someone was about to come off their shit, be it cash, jewels or drugs. He died a violent death as a young man, but in his short reign, he definatly made his mark.

these words are not my own they are from 50x50 50 cent's autobiography now i've seen a lot of people saying that 50 Cent isn't a real gangsta and that he's just a wanksta but the fact is he was a gangsta and once you are a gangsta you stay gangsta forever, he was hustlin when he was 12 years old. people say oh he's only famous for being shot 9 times well thats bullshit he's famous because a lot of people like his music i personally like his music and i don't hear a new 50 track on the radio then go omg he's been shot 9 times im gonna go and buy his CD i can understand if you don't like his music but i dont understand is you saying that he's only famous for being shot. As far as im concerned 50 Cent is an original gangsta and im not linkin that because there isn't a proper definition of it up yet :)
50 Cent (who the original 50 cent was and why the rapper chose that name)

50 Cent: I've been shot 9 times

Idiot: Your music is crap but i'll buy your album because you got shot 9 times.

The Pothole 500 

The 2010 version of The Daytona 500 that was delayed for over two hours because of a pavemet failure on the track that occured mid-race. The race was eventually resumed after everybody lost interest from watching a road repair crew work on patching a hole on the sport's biggest day.
Dave: Hey, how'd you like The Daytona 500?

Bill: Oh, you mean The Pothole 500? I went home after the second red flag came out!
The Pothole 500 by notbait February 15, 2010

by way of the 6-50

something totally lost and is believed to have been thrown away.
Shit, where's my wallet; I hope it didn't go "by way of the 6-50"

The 1.50 Rule 

A 1.50 is when a girl gives a male one dollar and fifty cents to let her suck him off and yes swallow. Otherwise known as Reverse Oral Prostitution. The rule is the definition
Damm she really gave you a good o'l 1.50

Remember The 1.50 Rule she pays you to suck you off

You 1.50 lover, you've been giving 1.50s to every Bob-Tod Jones in the county.

You'd give a 1.50 to everyone in school you slut