Statsporn - noun. An arbitrarily detailed statistical breakdown of information which provides no greater understanding but fills reports or especially weak assignments designed primarily to give the reader something to look at. Statsporn is most often accompanied by a figure or infograph.
The Feltron Annual Report about his life is filled with statsporn like the breakdown of clothing purchases in a year by colour.
This report is a not great is there no statsporn we can fill it with?
Welcome to Strasburg Ohio! The people in this town act like friends even if they hate eachother because the town is so small they only live a couple houses down. The only things to do are ride tractors and do many extreme levels of illegal drugs, and sometimes over dose on over the counter. If you are debating on dating someone from this town, you might as well just move there because wants you go to the burg you never leave.
Not double dipping! When a chip (or other dippable food) is dipped, bitten, and then turned over so that the tainted, bitten, and saliva covered part isn't able to corrupt the dip.
Don: Hey man, no double dipping!
Mac: I'm not double dipping! I'm using strategic dipping!