Volcano Strat

When you go in the corner of a room, butt-naked, and lean against it upside-down with your ass against the wall and your back curled against the floor. You then proceed to masturbate, and when you ejaculate, you shoot it into the air in a similar fashion as a volcanic eruption, sometimes into one's own mouth.

Aye man, just hit that Volcano Strat, feeling good.

Volcano Strat by ektooo October 28, 2019

dire straits

to be in serious shit !!!! to be fucked up !!!

you dumasses don't even know your own language !!! You're in Dire straits

dire straits by estranger October 7, 2010

statsporn 

Statsporn - noun. An arbitrarily detailed statistical breakdown of information which provides no greater understanding but fills reports or especially weak assignments designed primarily to give the reader something to look at. Statsporn is most often accompanied by a figure or infograph.

The Feltron Annual Report about his life is filled with statsporn like the breakdown of clothing purchases in a year by colour.
This report is a not great is there no statsporn we can fill it with?

statsporn by John Nelson January 18, 2008

strasburg ohio 

Welcome to Strasburg Ohio! The people in this town act like friends even if they hate eachother because the town is so small they only live a couple houses down. The only things to do are ride tractors and do many extreme levels of illegal drugs, and sometimes over dose on over the counter. If you are debating on dating someone from this town, you might as well just move there because wants you go to the burg you never leave.

Let's go to the burg! (Strasburg Ohio)

strasburg ohio by Sevcifdel April 6, 2017

Dire Straits

The most useful way to divide the body of music created by man, is into Dire Straits, and non-Dire Straits.

Once you've learned to appreciate the subtely and refinement of Knopfler and company, every other artist pales in comparsion.

Eric Clapton has admitted an inferiority complex because of Knopfler's majestic guitar stylings.

Dire Straits: will there ever be a better band?

"Dire Straits is the only band that plays like an organic whole" -- Bob Dylan.

Dire Straits by Chris from Vancouver July 7, 2005

OP strat 

Over Powered Strategy. Any strategy that is extremely succesful is an OP strat

Giving head while twisting the dick is an OP strat

OP strat by NeverMild7 February 13, 2019

brick exit strategy 

The plan a retailer makes when it decides to close its doors to the public and move exclusively to the web.

"Either we come up with a good brick exit strategy or we're done."

brick exit strategy by SF Dave May 20, 2008