Slang for cigarettes, cigars, or pipes.
Go in there and buy me some smokes.
by Anonymous August 20, 2003
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smoke-_- from the irc phrase meaning
"without penis" recently changed to
"shag sheep"
I saw a farmer smoke-_- one of his lambs, he loved it
by wellard April 26, 2004
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A disgusting habit that slowly kills you. An insane amount of teenagers now smoke. It is commonly believed that they smoke because they want to "be cool". This may be true for some, but the real reason is the enormous amounts of stress they face today. The only way that parents are going to get their kids to stop smoking is to chill the fuck out.
I used to smoke, but I quit because it is detrimental to my health, smells bad, and is just plain fucking stupid.

The only way to get kids to stop smoking is for parents to not put so much stress on their offspring.
by exsmoker March 18, 2009
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Could be one of the worst ways to die, if not the worst. Smoking slowly kills your brain cells, rots your teeth, toughens your skin, wrinkles your face, messes your hair, ruins your esophagus, and gives your only brother stomach cramps that he doesn't realize are probably from smoking. Smoking causes plenty of cancer in the lungs, lips, gums, tongue, and pretty much everywhere else. It is probably the most unhealthy (legal) habit ever, and causes the death of somebody every ten seconds. Seriously, don't do it.
Emphysema (A pathological condition of the lungs marked by an abnormal increase in the size of the air spaces, resulting in labored breathing and an increased susceptibility to infection. It can be caused by irreversible expansion of the alveoli or by the destruction of alveolar walls), one of many illnesses that can be caused by smoking, has killed millions of people. Please don't let it kill my brother.
by Love Apple September 5, 2005
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to kill someone using a gun(commonly pistol)
i smoked that muthafucka
by LeCrano August 29, 2005
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The act of sucking on something long and slender until it fills your lungs up with sticky crap causing you to eventually gag.
I was smoking with this guy the other day, and I just couldn't stop gagging.
by TASC September 13, 2011
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Nickname of several cities, originally London's. Short for "The Big Smoke".
We're heading for the Smoke.
by Papa B-16 May 9, 2005
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