Paleo-pornography

The ability to determine what decade a clip of porn is from merely by observing Ron Jeremy's appearance and other 'hairstyle' attributes.

Dude ) Hey Phil! Come and check this clip out!

Phil ) Hmmm. Ron Jeremy is skinny, and the hairstyles are 'un-trimmed'. This is classic 80's porn.

Dude ) You sir are correct! Excellent Paleo-pornography skills.

by SoylentBob1970 January 15, 2010

child pornography

Something you plant in the office of the guy whose job you want.

Thanks to child pornography I made CEO faster than anyone in company history.

by Sam is a Dick March 3, 2007

Residual Pornography

Pornography left on the hard drive of any device by its previous owner.

To my dismay, I discovered a large amount of residual pornography on a laptop hard drive I purchased on the internet.

by RBT Stunna July 21, 2011

Gonzo Pornography

A type of pornography that attempts to place the viewer directly into the scene via a POV camera angle. John Stagliano is considered the father of Gonzo pornography, starting the style with his "Buttman" series. The name comes from Gonzo Journalism, invented by Hunter S. Thompson, which places the author into the story. Very strange that the current top definition denies this when the freaking name should make it completely obvious that yes, the POV angle is integral to the style.

You probably shouldn't post a definition of gonzo pornography if you know so little about it that you deny that the POV camera view is required for it to be called "gonzo".

by Logical_Thinking October 2, 2017

Child pornography

No.

Someone:hey do you have child pornography
Someone2:wtf

by Slime person August 16, 2021

Cat pornography

the act of felines uploading explicit descriptions, photos, or videos to the internet to make money. Often helps people masturbate.

Lets go look up cat pornography on the internet

by yummmmmmy December 4, 2011

Rural Pornography

Cheap television programmes, especially popular on British tv on Sunday nights, which although purporting to discuss art/history/the nation's heritage/countryside affairs (tick as appropriate) actually consist of little else than scenic films of fields, sheep and lakes. Mostly used to distract miserable town-dwellers from sorry fact they have an hour long commute to a mind-rotting 8-6 job the following morning to look forward to.

Townie One: Oh shit, I've got to drive to Reading tomorrow to work in admin in a faceless office block.

Townie Two: Let's watch some rural pornography on Countryfile and pretend we're still camping in Wales.

by Wazzup Yokel December 12, 2010