n00b 

The most overused word on earth, which has been used for years by real gaming veterans but which now is used by a variety of douche bags who can't possibly comprehend that it doesn't matter that they can win at video games. The real sad part is that people still take offense to being called a n00b.

Player 1: "Ha, pwned you n00b."
Player 2: "Oh my gosh!! I cannot possibly stand the fact that you're better at video games than me! I'm not a n00b! You're the n00b, so ha!"

n00b by Moronlicious June 14, 2009

n00b 

People who always lose in a game and when the finally win they think they're the best and

or a REALLY annoying person

DesktopCat:YES WE WON!

N00b1:FUCK YOU F4GG0T WE WOULD'VE WON IF YOU DIDN'T DROP LANDMINES EVERYWHERE!

DesktopCat:I didn't drop a landmine you just dropped

a grenade by your side and by time you realized it you were blown to pieces

N00b2:STFU DROPPED A LANDMINE I SAW YOU

DesktopCat:Yeah but I didn't drop it there....matter of fact I wasn't anywhere near him

N00b1:ADMIT IT OR ILL SPAM THIS CHAT UNTIL YOU DO!!!
N00b1:SDUAS89DJ98ASDH8S9AHD98ASHD89SHDHD8HSA8DHA89HD8
N00b2:HDSAH8AS9DASJD89ASD9ASHDAS89HDAH8AHD98ASHD8ASHD8A9HS

*N00b1 has been banned*
*N00b2 has been banned*

DesktopCat:N00bs...

n00b by Desudigamoni January 16, 2011

n00b 

One who is sorrowfully unskilled in either a general or specific area related to computers. A n00b's natural environment is never safe, for wherever he goes he will be laughed at.

newbie, noob, lamer, may also be wannabe depending on the type

n00b by Lanche July 17, 2004

n00b 

N00bs are most often found online, where anonymity tends to cause people to believe that they can say or do anything without consequence. Example: A 9 year old would never go up to a group of older teenagers and yell “You are gay, you stupid fags!” but online this happens all the time. (Although it would usually look like “U R gay u stpid fagz!!1/”)
N00bs can be found in real life as well, but this is much less common.
In general n00bs are usually rude and ignorant. N00bs also tend to be unskilled at most online activities; incorrect spelling is the first giveaway.
Newbies are not to be confused with n00bs. Newbies are just new at whatever they are doing (New + baby = newbie) so they tend to be confused or unskilled, but NOT ignorant and annoying like n00bs.

Newbie “Oh man, I just got killed again… you guys too hardcore for me”
N00b “OMG! Stop kiling me u haxzors!!”

n00b by MBTB April 13, 2006

n00b 

There is two different versions of the word noob.
Noob - Someone who is new at a game or some other form of entertainment. People love to take advantage of noobs.
N00b - Someone SO annoying/acts like and idiot(or a noob) on the internet that it almost makes you want to hang yourself.

Noob: "Hey guys whats the jump button?" Player: "Hehe, Press A you'll jump"
n00b: "OmG H4I GUIS3!! L3T M3 TURN ON MAI L33T H4X!!!111Shift+1" *Vote ban starts* n00b: "awwwwww d0n't b3 h4ttin!"

n00b by Killer524 March 4, 2008

n00b 

Someone who refuses to learn anything about a game that they are new to. Tend to rant about how they are better than everyone else at it...

Funkadelic is an uber n00b!

n00b by Lullvator July 20, 2008

n00b 

A clueless twit. twit, clueless, livejournal, lj

Gaaah, uuhhh...not knowing I cannot say with an accustomed degree of accuacy, and not wishing to deviate what is strict truth, I must decline to answer, for your ticanic intellect is far too copius for my benign understanding. That person was probably not the least non uninteligent organic life form it's been my extreme lack of dipleasure not having been able to avoid meeting. Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener. Tell him about the twinky. And all the hoos down in hooville won the lottery as the seas turned a particularly interesting shade of pink. Peace on earth good will towards...Auqualung my friend. I've decided to relocate to Pleasent Valley 26809 so as to leave it to Beaver. I will survive 'cause it's raining men......halleluia!
More to come? Uhhhh......

WTF! Are you some kind of n00b or something?

n00b by goldtoofblingbling November 6, 2004