Hoof

Something or someone that is very cool, and or chill. Laid back, but also unique and particularly out of the ordinary.
A person can also be Hoofing, Hoofed-out, getting Hoofed or off their Hoof.

A thing or person can be Hoof, Hoofed, The Hoof, Hoofy, or Hoofington the Third.
A place or space can be On Hoof, Off the Hoof, Hoofing, or Hooftown.

I got to the party at 1:30 am and it was Off the Hoof! Maddie had her teats out and was tearing up the D floor! Her dance moves were Hoof as F

We left after the party had Hoofed out, our uberdriver was Hoofington the Third, cuz he let us play some hoof tunes on the ride home.

Hoof by Veronika Van Cartier July 20, 2024

Hoof

Slang for attempting to cheat on your girlfriend.

"Emmit tried to Hoof around while on a guys trip in Florida."

Hoof by JJHum October 28, 2025

hoof it

To travel by foot, to walk.

His car broke down, so he had to hoof it into town.

hoof it by Libertine October 4, 2005

Hoof Beat 

A series of comics which turns the characters from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic into humans, but also uses them into graphic pornographic scenes.

Kobe was beating it to a hoof beat.

Hoof Beat by Broswaggins May 15, 2013

Hoof Hearted

little known race horse, made famous by the way an announcer quickly pronounced his name.
"Hoof hearted" sounds like "who farted" when spoken quickly.

Wow, hoof hearted in the winners circle.

Hoof Hearted by Emchone August 8, 2007

Hoof Beast

An overweight woman, usually wearing clothing too small. Most women of the Mud Shark variety can be classified as Hoof Beast.

John: Dude, look at that girl. She's got to be 300 pounds.
Steve: Yeah, she's a real Hoof Beast.

Hoof Beast by Turbo Beast September 11, 2011

Hoof hands 

A type of hand that is disproportionately wider than it should be. If you measure the height of a hand from wrist to base of the middle finger, and divide that by the measurement from the side of the hand directly across from the start of the thumb to said point, any score above .8 can be diagnosed as hoof hands.

Person 1: Did you ever notice his hands kinda look like a horse's

Person 2: Yeah bro, he's got some hoof hands

Hoof hands by Hoofs4Handz June 9, 2021