Ejaculate and Evacuate 

A commonly used slang term for the popular convenience store "Kum and Go."

"Hey, I need to stop at that Ejaculate and Evacuate to fill up my tank and buy some beef jerky."

Ejaculate and Evacuate by .Org Taylor February 3, 2006

premature ejaculation inducer 

a girl who is so intensely attractive that she causes a guy spill his load too soon, thus inducing a premature ejaculation.

much to her chagrin, jessica was a premature ejaculation inducer. all of her sexual encounters lasted only a few moments; her hottness was to blame for the rapid ejaculatory speed of her male partners.

premature ejaculation inducer by bumbleclot July 11, 2006

Post Ejaculatory Blindness 

Temporary blindness experienced shortly after ejaculation

She offered to blow me while I was driving her home, but I was worried about post ejaculatory blindness

Post Ejaculatory Blindness by bigstraightfollowing September 26, 2008

retarded ejaculation 

When, for some reason, a man cannot blow his spunk on time. Also known as delayed ejaculation, retarded ejaculation has plagued mankind since the dawn of chivalry, when men were supposed to care about a woman's feelings. This brainwashing of care into the minds of men around the world has become the bane of sexual pleasure for men. It becomes a block in their mind, stopping them from experiencing the power of shooting their load.

I suffer from retarded ejaculation.

retarded ejaculation by The CJ December 9, 2008

Post Ejaculatory Enlightenment 

That moment of mental clarity that can only be achieved by 'blowing your load' or 'shooting your bolt'. A lot of honest internal dialogue can be had with yourself in these moments....shame it doesn't last very long.

AKA: P.E.E. / PE-Squared / P-Double-E

'Damn, last night I got post ejaculatory enlightenment..... and you're right...... she was a pig!'

Post Ejaculatory Enlightenment by The Urban Keats November 9, 2007

Perpetual Ejaculation

a nut that never ends

"im sorry sir but you are prone to Perpetual Ejaculation Syndrome"

Perpetual Ejaculation by truegrit__ May 7, 2020

ejaculation station 

n. A woman of questionable character and loose morals.
Syn: Service station, cum dumpster, frat mattress, hot dog in a hallway, dick garage, semen suckler, cum guzzler, everlasting gobstopper, your mother

A: "What's the plan for tonight?"
B: "Get shitfaced and find an ejaculation station, bro."

ejaculation station by Knowledgable Bystander November 11, 2010