One who is value-less in a relationship but liable for all losses.
Gigi : Quick gun murugan is Most Liable Asset (MLA)😅.
Legend: Oh! So you are saying that he has Negative-Worth💰.
by Umgaoda July 26, 2022
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The 30 day free trial period Bloomberg gives you after losing your job. It enables you to still be part of the financial community after losing your job.
I just got fired from my job as a trader so now i'm working for Free Trial Asset Management.
by Chris 29 March 7, 2008
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A fucking whore who can’t do anything , they tend to feed on cocaine
Jane : ew it’s a asseter
by Kwekjifhiglierfgirfegofjerg.78 December 25, 2019
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Money but in houses
I have money in assets aka money but in houses!
by JLPMS5 October 19, 2020
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Oh wow yeah, totally... Women are a TOTAL asset. They clean up your house for you? That helps a lot. That OR! OR they let you fuck them on camera and then THAT helps EVEN MORE. Because THEN I have 200 million dollars and I'll just be doing the thing I WOULD HAVE BEEN DOING ANYWAY. It's like being a pro gamer! Or a streamer! Or a podcaster.
Fatcock "Wait... You mean I can cut out the middle-man and get paid to TALK about fucking all of the women? Shit bro, sign me up. You see, I got this mindset dawg... And it's like... Bro... You gotta get some assests. Right? And you can't SPELL asset without 'ass'? Right? You see. I got this way of talking to em, right? I thought it up with my thinky thoughts, bro."

Hym 😒 "Oh? Yeah? Do you talk to them AS THOUGH... you ALREADY KNOW... YOU... Are GOING to fuck them?"

Fatcock "Uh-er, Wha-"

Hym "Like you KNOW they are going to do the thing that they ARE GOING TO DO... and there aren't any REAL, LASTING consequences to your interaction (negative or positive) because when I say 'THEY are going to fuck you' I don't mean 'THEY' at an individual level but 'THEY' as an abstraction and in aggregate. Like, YOU KNOW you're going to fuck 'them'."

Fatcock "Yeah, buuuuuut 😌☝️ I deserve it... Cus of the mindset. And then I make a bunch of sluts.... But, wait, my FRESH SLUT... SHE doesn't COUNT as a slut. Right? So you gotta respect her becuase she's the good one and, um, I'm also the good one."

Hym 🤨 "Because of the mindset?" 🤨
by Hym Iam March 27, 2023
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You should go to bush once or twice a month to avoid depression. Don't forget to take some assets with you.
by Fwoop Markin February 1, 2023
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