I was so stoned last night
by KermitZeeFrog June 27, 2018
by UrbanJohn07 May 24, 2018
After smoking enough marijuana the user cant move cant think or communicate... as if they were just clubbed in the head with a stone
by Agentsmith111292 June 8, 2010
The state of being repeatedly hit in the head or any other place on your body with stones. The state of being "stoned" is usually a result of a "stoning". Getting stoned SUCKS, and hurts like a bitch.
Charles: Dude what happened!? You have bruises and cuts everywhere!
White Supremacist: Yeah man, I was in front of the NCAAP doing some chants and.... well lets just say i got stoned.
Charles: Weird...
White Supremacist: Yeah man, I was in front of the NCAAP doing some chants and.... well lets just say i got stoned.
Charles: Weird...
by SealingPhan April 18, 2009
All 72 of the other definitions do apply by circumbstance or situation of using various drugs including marijuana, alcohol, any one of the illegal drugs including amphetimines, LSD, cocaine, crack or what ever drug is popular with an age group but at the same time used to define your own state of mind do to all the causes above but can include extreme exhaustion. However some people maybe 'stoned' by those definitions but otherwise act normal.
I am so stoned it was gospel", "I was stoned silly but no one could tell", "Used eyedrops to hide the redness but no one could tell i was stoned
by Urban Sage June 26, 2011
by Urfaaace January 2, 2017
The 3rd stage of being high (the 1st buzzed, 2nd high).
Reaching a level of being stoned, is usually achieved after smoking a good amount of weed. example, a few bowl packs, a blunt, a few joints, or a few bong packs. Easily the best feeling in the world.
Reaching a level of being stoned, is usually achieved after smoking a good amount of weed. example, a few bowl packs, a blunt, a few joints, or a few bong packs. Easily the best feeling in the world.
I was so stoned last night, i smoke a blunt and 3 bowl packs!
-Lets get stoned
-but we only have one bowl pack
-its cool i have a bag
-Lets get stoned
-but we only have one bowl pack
-its cool i have a bag
by KFRESHHH July 28, 2009