somerset academy pembroke pines

A school in Pembroke Pines near Everglades, characterized by children who use terms such as snapped, love that and tea sis. Let’s not forget that everyone there is basically a reincarnation of James Charles, even the guys. To be honest, pretty good looking people go here, including all the athletic guys. Other than that, it’s not a bad school and doesn’t have too much drama, except for literally one girl in the entire school. Everyone at this school is also from a semi-wealthy family, and gives off really white vibes, except not everyone is white in pigment.

Person #1: “Yo dawg, this is so sick. You snapped on that Instagram post!”
Person #2: “Excuse me? Oh, you must be from Somerset Academy. I’m shook sis.”
Somerset Academy Pembroke Pines: A school where everyone acts gay, and everyone is also very attractive.

by Hahathatsnappedddd April 16, 2019

somerset berkley high school

the school is super nice but everyone in it is ugly. the teachers are somewhat okay and the sports team is pretty good but everything else sucks. people will randomly get mullets idk it’s weird.

wow somerset berkley high school smells sour like funky.

by sourlikefunky May 20, 2021

Somerset Bandage

A “bodge-job” medical technique where kitchen roll is duct taped over the abrasion.

“We don’t have First Aid Kits here lad, use a Somerset Bandage and suck it up”

by Somerset 7 November 22, 2022

Somerset Table

The state of being unable to kiss a partner due to the presence of poisonous or distasteful matter in the mouth.

Etymolyogically derived from a misunderstanding.

"Let me just go brush my teeth, bit of a somerset table up in the gob"

by Street Salami July 21, 2023

somerset night

The night of the dark, when people meet up at a pre arranged location, with cider and other random alchol and get wasted! Traditions include, Troy drinking, attempting to get the troy to drink!

I went down thee somerset night, and got wasted with troy and the lads

by Troy January 27, 2004

Somerset canyons academy

Somerset academy canyons is a hell hole. do not attend somerset in your life you will regret it with you whole life. some people there are kinda annoying but some of the people there are cool. but ms helfand and ms garvin are W teachers if we are being honest with you. lol

Somerset canyons academy is crazy fr

by pooooooooooooooooopie head November 16, 2022

Somerset Syndrome

A severe mental and physical disability that coincides with being born in Glastonbury

Guy 1: Did you know James has Somerset Syndrome

Guy 2: Really, wow I feel bad for him

by NewdlezStan November 15, 2020