somerset county 

A boring ass county sandwiched between Middlesex (Rutgers crowds) and Hunterdon (New Hope extension) crowds. There is absolutely nothing to to here. Everyone hangs out in Somerville just cos there is no place else to go on a Friday night. Full of either old, gettofied neighborhoods or bland, soulless cookie-cutter sprawl on former farmland. Ridiculously expensive for no good reason.

Person 1: Damn she acts like she got no life, where she from?

Person 2: I think Hillsborough, in Somerset County.

Person 1: Go figure, the middle of nowhere.

somerset county by suckafreemess February 28, 2011

somerset night 

The night of the dark, when people meet up at a pre arranged location, with cider and other random alchol and get wasted! Traditions include, Troy drinking, attempting to get the troy to drink!

I went down thee somerset night, and got wasted with troy and the lads

somerset night by Troy January 27, 2004

Somerset Syndrome

A severe mental and physical disability that coincides with being born in Glastonbury

Guy 1: Did you know James has Somerset Syndrome

Guy 2: Really, wow I feel bad for him

Somerset Syndrome by NewdlezStan November 15, 2020

somerset academy key 

Somerset Academy Key is the brokest school I ever went to.

Literally once they are in need of money they do “fun raisers” to get money. Also they don’t have a nurse. I mean wha school don’t have a nurse. The kids at Somerset Academy Key bee having fights for the pettiest reasons.

somerset academy key by dishurtsasf October 7, 2021

Somerset canyons academy

Somerset academy canyons is a hell hole. do not attend somerset in your life you will regret it with you whole life. some people there are kinda annoying but some of the people there are cool. but ms helfand and ms garvin are W teachers if we are being honest with you. lol

Somerset canyons academy is crazy fr

Somerset canyons academy by pooooooooooooooooopie head November 15, 2022

Somerset Bandage 

A “bodge-job” medical technique where kitchen roll is duct taped over the abrasion.

“We don’t have First Aid Kits here lad, use a Somerset Bandage and suck it up”

Somerset Bandage by Somerset 7 November 22, 2022

Somerset Table 

The state of being unable to kiss a partner due to the presence of poisonous or distasteful matter in the mouth.

Etymolyogically derived from a misunderstanding.

"Let me just go brush my teeth, bit of a somerset table up in the gob"

Somerset Table by Street Salami July 21, 2023