short for "share my dream"... originally taken as an insult (suck my dick). Used in the bait and switch technique.
Tom: Hey Shawn, S my D
Shawn: fuck off, Tom
Tom: what??? share my dream!
Shawn: whatever, why do I always get screwed?
Shawn: fuck off, Tom
Tom: what??? share my dream!
Shawn: whatever, why do I always get screwed?
by Tom Beer February 11, 2007
by boblzer0 October 21, 2011
We went to a club in Mayaguez, Puerto Rico and and all i could say to the girl was that i wanted her to "S MI D"
by PRETTY STANDARD May 2, 2008
by Fall-Øut-Panic! May 9, 2017
a way to say suck my dick when you need to refrain from swearing. it was first used by jackie and heather from michigan and spread over myspace.
he can s my d if he doesn't like it.
by Kennedi June 20, 2006
A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.
VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”
Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”
Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”
by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds March 30, 2019