Randy

The biggest asshole you will ever meet. When he's not training his dog to harass farm animals, he can usually be found in his pumpkin patch playing with himself and fondling literal melons.

Nobody likes him and his mom dresses him funny. He smells like macaroni and cheese and I'm 75% sure that he's an alien.

Randy is such an asshole.

by Toasttttt October 13, 2014

Randy

Randy is the short term word in virgi lang for Random. Not the males name.

Whose that randy ass motherfucker?

Whose that random ass motherfucker?

And some Randy, got me pregnant.

by Victory102 January 4, 2014

Randy

The elite soldier of the sith, the apprentice of darth sidious.

Randy is the coolest guy alive

by The mysterious blah blatrix June 12, 2005

Randy

Somebody who isn't know very well, oftenly thinks they are better than everyone else.

MassiveChoons: hi guys
WiKi_KiKi: stfu gay randy
MassiveChoons: wow ur rude i will ddos u
WiKi_KiKi: ok soz m8 i call fbi now

by Zythril February 14, 2015

Randy

The best person you will ever meet. He is kind, caring, and will do anything to make you happy. Randy will give you hugs at the most random of times and will say "I love you" every chance he gets. If you are not currently in contact with a Randy, you need to find one as soon as possible.

Friend: "Why do you like that guy, Randy?"
Me: "Randy is the most amazing person I could ever hope for."

by don't.mess.with.me May 16, 2015

Randy

A douche bag usually found stalking the kids on the campus of Mesa Verde High School. Known to walk funny do the fact of taking it up the ass from 9 inch cock. Sticks ferrets up his ass to clean the jiz stains out his anus from his second job as a male-prostitute. Does nothing at lunch except stare at me and my friends. Expelled one of my best friends. Gets kids in trouble even thought its before/after school and they are nowhere near the campus. Rides around like a faggot in his gay little golf cart.

That guy was molesting that kid behind the locker room? Ugh he must be a Randy.

by SacTown Sucks February 26, 2009

Randy

A boy who usually is pretty decent looking and likes lots of girls. Very perverted and always looks at a girls chest and not eyes. Always cheats on his girlfriends then makes no effort to tell her or say anything until she finds out herself. Complete douche bag and liar.
Also another word for horny which may explain his feelings for other girls

Jessica: "Hey honey"
Randy: "Uhh hi"
Jessica:"So I heard you were with another girl"
Randy: "Fuck of Jessica I told you we were over!!"
Jessica: "......Asshole."

by hisMotherrrr April 18, 2010