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mushy squash

Guys that are left that no one else wants according to Alison Dilaurentes from Pretty Little Liars
Emily- "I don't want to end up with Mushy squash"
Paige McCullers- "Are you drunk?"
mushy squash by Jenny1ynn9 October 22, 2013

mushy shatass 

When a person shits in thier wetsuit while paddleing a surfboard out to the line up
Peter gambled and lost, and thus has mushy shatass
mushy shatass by downtiggidy August 17, 2003

mushy biscuit 

A game in which several males will have a contest masturbating on a biscuit. The one who ejaculates last will lose, meaning he will have to consume the biscuit.
"Mikey and Jason were playing the mushy biscuit game, and because he was so shy because of his crooked penis, Jason came first, and Mikey had to eat that soggy mushy mess of a biscuit.. he almost puked."
mushy biscuit by James Cameron November 28, 2007

mushy fingers 

When someone fingers a woman until the said person's finger begins pruning.
She wouldn't let me get any farther than fingering her, so I ended up getting mushy fingers.
mushy fingers by Mush Phalanges December 26, 2010

Mushy Milkers 

"Damn Granny those are some Mushy Milkers!
Mushy Milkers by BigJon696969 July 13, 2020