Monkey 

Gush is a perfect example of a monkey. Should of been taken back to the zoo a long time ago.
Half evolved species, likes to eat chutney and loves Machool. (A terrorist bomb)

Oh fuck, it's Gush. Stupid monkey, take him back to the zoo.

Monkey by Law. March 16, 2005

monkey 

The most kick ass animal in the world, can be know to throw poo and eat bannanas (also known as a chris)

wow look at that monkey!... AAAAAAGH!! i have poo in my eye!

monkey by pigdog312 July 14, 2006

Monkey 

An ugly child with a monkey-like face.

Look at that girl! She's a monkey!

Monkey by Kokuju20 April 15, 2017

Monkey 

An other way to call someone stupid or an idiot

Man 1: you want to go to Brandon’s house?

Man 2: nah, Brandon is kinda monkey

Monkey by ¥BlackWinter¥ November 2, 2019

monkey 

A slang word sometimes used to refer to male genetalia. Not to be confused with "brass monkey" wich is an alcoholic beverage. They can however be used together.

Q: Hey man what are you gonna do tonight ?

A: I'm gonna go home get blitzed on some brass monkey then spank my ol' monkey.. Wanna Help ?

monkey by Monkey Lover July 8, 2004

Monkey 

A widely overapreciated animal.

Jim got a monkey for a pet! He named it Carl. Carl likes to eat and throw feces.

Jim thinks that "all the girls" will go out with him because of his wild and exotic pet.

In reality, every time he brings a girl home, Carl flings his poo at her.

Jim is a loser.

Monkey by Nubluva May 21, 2006

Monkey 

See George Bush

gerorge bush looks like a damn monkey.

Monkey by AudryeAnarchy July 1, 2008