Earth Minute 

A future holiday that will celebrate our planet for one minute. All things electric or fuel engineered shall be shut off for exactly 60 seconds. It will feel like a worldwide power outage that lasts one full minute. Earth Day lasts 24 hours, Earth Hour lasts 60 minutes, and Earth Minute lasts 60 seconds. We are giving less time and importance to mother earth, but on the bright side some time is better than no time.

When I was kid, we celebrated something called Earth Day. When I was a teenager, we celebrated something called Earth Hour. As an adult, we are celebrating something called Earth Minute.

Earth Minute by Nature Guy47853 April 22, 2009

Minute Man 

A man who blows his load too quick before getting the woman off. Usually within 2 minutes.

Her: Have you ever slept with Russell?

Sister: No, hes married I do believe.

Her: Oh!!!! Well Russell definitely is a minute man, finishing before I ever came. I swear he was in my pussy for under a minute before he groaned and came.

Sister: Sounds like a waste of time!! Or lack their of

Minute Man by heyithappens March 30, 2015

One Minute Shower 

a) Time you've given yourself to shower after deciding to jerk off before an event.
b) Typically before work, meeting someone for an activity or dinner, or school.
c) Searching for the perfect porn scene typically takes precedence over getting ready on time, limiting the time to shower.

Friend 1 , "Sorry buddy, I had to rush to get ready..."
Friend 2 , "One Minute Shower huh?"
Friend 1 , "Yeah, too many good scenes."

One Minute Shower by yellowjacket_34 October 27, 2008

a good minute

1) an unspecified period of time, generally used when you wish to impress upon someone that you've been waiting for them much longer than desired.

2) the nebulous "suggested" amount of time recommended before venturing into a place where you have done something immoral, illegal or where something unpleasant has happened.

1) "Shit man I'm sorry, how long have you been here?"
"A good minute"

2) Ya know I'd wait a good minute before I'd go back to the pub, they know you were the one who snaked out on a $100 tab."

a good minute by Dove July 8, 2004

20 minute guitar solo 

A famous technique used by Pink Floyd, an english music band that is well known for their extended solos, or sometimes, just nothing.

Pink Floyd be like: "We live in a society", *20 minute guitar solo*

20 minute guitar solo by random_being January 9, 2021

15 MINUTE DELAY

Classic XQC clip

15 MINUTE DELAY
AND THEN WHAT?
THEN WHAT?
I TALK TO MYSELF,
LIKE SOME CRAZY
COMPLETE IDIOT?
HEY GUYS THANKS FOR THE SUB MAN
OH OH YO OH WAIT,
OH YOU'RE,
YOU'RE TWELVE?
OH O YOU HAVE A BEARD NOW?
THAT'S FANTASTIC
DUD, DUD
THE,
THE VIEWERS WILL GROW UP,
HAVE CHILDREN,
GO TO COLLEGE,
GRADUATE,
GET MARRIED,
GET SIX KIDS,
DIE,
COME BACK TO LIFE,
GET REZZED,
THEN I'LL STILL FU-
SHAAA
DU-DU
This chat is so f**king ret*rded düd,
I actually can't f**king listen to them anymore düd
Fifteen minutes delay?
Please düd,
Stop smoking cr*ck
Fifteen minutes?

15 MINUTE DELAY by DeepFuckingDictionary October 30, 2021

one minute man 

a guy that cums within or soon after one minute.

Tyler isn't a one minute man; he can go all night!
Ralph is a one minute man; he blew his load before I could tell we were even having sex.

one minute man by James October 4, 2003