Maxwell

A cute little Jew who looks like he is 10. Has played in a show called Hell's Kitchen, where he played as a gay loser who pisses off the actors. Many Maxwells tend to light up a certain red when they are embarrassed, and their cheeks become as red as "my jacket." Maxwells are also perverts who like to jack off consistently, such as inappropriate times like during class, and during lacrosse practice.

Ryan: Dude i think that guy jacking off in the corner is maxwell.

Auhbon: oh yeah it probably is, because max always jacks off at random times. God dam that kid max is just sooo horny.

by Cutiepieee March 16, 2009

Maxwell

Usually a very small kid who isn’t very intelligent but has a wide variety of books he enjoys to read. Never over 160 pounds and arms and legs resembles that of tree branches.

Dude do you see that kid MAXWELL you think he fucked dudes?

by Dimitir.petkov February 14, 2020

Maxwell

From the Latin for "the pterodactyl strikes at midnight", Maxwell's tend to be fierce addicts. Whether it be coffee or cocaine, or vape and marijuana you can always expect a maxwell to be hyped up on the sweet juice. Make great friends and even better human shields, you can always count on a maxwell to be useful. When they run out of use you can always return them for the extended warranty. Nice, courageous, and perpetually high.

"That Maxwell was really high when I used him for a human shield in that mob war. You want to go get some froyo?"

by VapeGod6x6 April 24, 2017

Maxwell

The unfortunate formation of "max" and "well" ultimately meaning "extreme faggot."

You see the guy over there wearing those skinny jeans? He's such a Maxwell.

You never did that before you Maxwell.

I sense a Maxwell everyone run.

DOTOR: Sorry to tell you this but you in the third most deadly and incurable stage of Maxwellness. You are expected to remain straight for 2 more hours then all hope will be lost for you.

by Truth Teller 3000 August 10, 2009

Maxwell

He is a great guy but he cheats. He is handsome and very smart. He is an overall lady killer

Maxwell is my friend

by Llkksss November 16, 2017

Maxwell

how to describe someone who only thinks of themselves and whenever you think that they are helping you they are really just planning how to make something in THEIR lives better; an egotistical person

He just made me cry just to make himself feel better, he is so Maxwell!

by Alli Mae July 16, 2008

Maxwell

Maxwell is a nice chill dude he's godly at many sports and games likes to fight people is kinda strong is cute is in a gang is funny but can be cold hearted likes to rap had a lot of girlfriends likes a special girl has a friend that he's always joking with in class he has a lot of haters has depression he can spit bars can somewhat dance and has a really is verry good at math is light skin has a big dick and is classy

Person1//yo im so lucky i got to hang out wit maxwell
Person2/ wow lucky

by Bootyholegod123 July 14, 2019