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customer is always right 

1. A policy mainly enforced in the retail industry in terms of having respect for the customer, saying that their opinion matters and that they are always correct.

2. An instance of an employee agreeing with a customer.
1.The customer is always right about our merchandise.

2. Even if the customer is wrong, we basically have to kiss their ass with the "customer is always right" policy--even though the customer was wrong (and an idiot)

3. (Opposite) The employee is always right, the customer is a moron.
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Urban Dictionary is busy right now

What Urban Dictionary tells you when you break their website (usually on accident) before telling you to try again later or go back to their front page. This message is accompanied by some random image of books, people reading or writing, or images of both physical and online dictionaries in the background.
Me: "Hey Urban Dictionary what the hell is ※?"
UD: "Urban Dictionary is busy right now. Please try again later or go to Urban Dictionary's front page."
Me: "Damn guess I'll never know what ※ means."

urban dictionary is busy right now

A very annoying bug

Urban Dictionary is busy right now. 

The stupid fucking retarded-ass screen that shows up when you just simply wanna see something, but the dumbass busy screen prevents you from doing it.
Urban Dictionary: "Urban Dictionary is busy right now."
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Urban Dictionary is busy right now. 

Please try again later or go to Urban Dictionary's front page.
Urban Dictionary is busy right now. Please try again later or go to Urban Dictionary's front page.

tana mongeau is quaking right now

1.absolutely shook
2.some shady stuff is going down.
1. grayson dolan just posted a shirtless pic... tana mongeau is quaking right now

2.my boyfriend just blocked me on twitter. tana mongeau is quaking right now.

Is that right 

Translates to: Though I want you to have the impression that I care, I'm not listening to a fucking word you're saying because 1) you're a liar; 2) I don't give a shit; 3) you talk too much; and/or 4) you're ugly.
YOU: Young man, my steak is too tough. I told you FIVE times...
ME: Is that right...
YOU:...that I preferred it medium-well, not burned.
ME: Is that right...
YOU: I'd like to speak with your manager!
ME: Is that right...
Is that right by SuckerPunches January 31, 2010