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When you are covering a DM shift and all hell breaks lose. Stuff hits the fan, then your internet goes out, then your power goes out, then an incident comes in.
Don't get housed this weekend, make sure you have a buddy to help.

Suuuuunnnnnnnn, did you see that?!?!?! Joey just got housed.
Housed by Kid Caesar September 20, 2023
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General: To quickly finish something, typically a food or drink.

Football: To take a long play for a touchdown
“Yeah that quick dude for the Jets just housed a kickoff on the first play
“Bro I housed that burger and I’m still hungry
Housed by MonkeyBoy227 February 13, 2026
Term used to refer to the act of listening to house music, getting hyped up, and having a good time. A more fun version of "partying hard." May be synonymous with "getting lit."
dude I got so housed up at the Charli XCX concert last night
guys we're getting so housed up tonight
I hope this party is housed up
I'm so housed up right now
housed up by poopy4 October 30, 2022

Housed as a mouse 

When youre so fucked up, those are the only words you can think of.
Man!!! Im soo fucked up!! im housed as a mouse!
Housed as a mouse by RickerMan! February 19, 2008

housed on the rock of freedom 

To get severely liquored up and fall and eat it on the ground.
Guy 1: Did you see that drunk guy wipe out on the pavement?
Guy 2: Yea he got housed on the rock of freedom

columbia housed 

An act or procedure intended to achieve a particular end using deceptive practices such as free samples or free promotions.
Bryan got columbia housed and now has a girlfriend.

Im going to read the fine print so that I don't get columbia housed.

Dick-housed

To take a form of permanent writing utensil, usually spray paint, and drawing a large dick on the side of a house.

(An extreme form of party shaming. Usually only used by party crashers or when the host is being a cunt beyond reason.)
"We ran into some preppyfags house party, stole some liquor, and then dick-housed one of them when he hit Fallon."
Dick-housed by TomKVideo January 3, 2009