Me:oh shit homework
Father:do it for ur own good
Me:no
Father:kfjehjdidhdbehdbdv(just some random things)
Me:I commit suicide
Father:do it for ur own good
Me:no
Father:kfjehjdidhdbehdbdv(just some random things)
Me:I commit suicide
by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) October 13, 2019
by @califresh4 June 8, 2017
One who upholds, one who sires, one who offers blessing and protection. Be it his Will.
Father of Joshua the conquerer. Bestower of simple wise Guidance.
Father or Mercy in the shadow of death.
Father of Joshua the conquerer. Bestower of simple wise Guidance.
Father or Mercy in the shadow of death.
Fathers, but I have been a Lone. I will call in the form of a mountain bike ride to the house is drawn up and down to say that I am going back home now.
by Smooshy Turnips May 17, 2017
by analtumors58 December 31, 2022
if they have a daughter they become extremely dangerous around the time when their daughter starts dating. THey tend to glare or attack any male within 20 feet of their daughter and then pretend it was an accident. Often times the mother will keep the father at bay when the daughters boy friend comes around. Or hopefully she will otherwise the daughter will have a boyfriend no more.
by kim March 14, 2004
The guy who criticizes everything you ever do, never admits he's wrong in front of you, the guy who ejaculated into your mom, the human bank machine, the only straight guy who ever cares for you but never admits it
me: can i drive today
dad:no
me:oh come on
dad:if we die itz your fault
me:i got my ass kicked at school today
dad:you loser
me:they stole my lunch money too
dad:man you're the biggest mistake i ever made
me:...
dad:come on son lets go and hurt does guys then lets go to a buffet
dad:no
me:oh come on
dad:if we die itz your fault
me:i got my ass kicked at school today
dad:you loser
me:they stole my lunch money too
dad:man you're the biggest mistake i ever made
me:...
dad:come on son lets go and hurt does guys then lets go to a buffet
by shitastic October 9, 2004