disgruntled employee 

Someone who is shit on and ultimately will go fucking insane. at the workplace, this person is usually withdrawn and very quiet. but little do you know, this person hates everyone and everything at his workplace and is one unhappy mother fucker. his is imprisoned to his job and cannot leave his job security due to finicial responsibilities, drug habits, kids etc. so when kept in the 9-5pm cage he plots and plans how he will go off on the next shit talkin mother fucker. a disgruntled employee, usually steals stuff from his workplace according to his " fuck or be fucked" motto or fuck the company before they fuck you. a great example of a disgruntled employee, if you watch DISTURBED'S VOICES music video. Disgruntled employees are highly dangerous no matter what they look like or how big or small they are. leave them alone in the best interest of your safety.

John walks in to the corporate office with headphones on, on his way to his cubicle.(you can hear blasting on his headphones) "let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the, (2 cymbal clashes) FFFFLLLLLOOOOORRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!" ted the newly promoted district manager smirks at john. john then grabs ted by the shirt and punches him in the face and knocks him out. and continues to ruin and break shit as he's beating the shit out of people. he makes it to his cubicle and starts his accounting work as people stare at him. now thats a disgruntled employee!

disgruntled employee by killioughtta December 17, 2005

Bank Employee

A hapless chancer of sub-nominal intelligence commonly employed by the Bank of England. Exhibits all the characteristics of a spaz. Differentiated from run-of-the-mill retards by an inability to see the world outside the organisation that employs them. Unlikely to amount to anything of substance in said world.

Person A: Hey - that dutfield is a Bank Employee isn't he?
Person B: Man, yeah. He's a thick cunt.

Bank Employee by Will Fonekab October 21, 2004

Zara employee 

A group of people working with the tech extremists to steal and harm rare fish, kidnap uncles under 6 foot to work in the deserts of Uzbekistan and steal Mongolian fishing boots. The only way to defeat them is the mongol army, Mongolian throat singing and sending uncles over 6 foot to fight them.

Person one: HELP! I’m under attack by tech extremists and Zara employees
Person two: Don’t worry, I’m sending 3 uncles to your location

Zara employee by Radsainthere November 7, 2022

Zara Employee 

They are connected to the tech extremists mafia and their goal is to harm rare fishes, destroy Mongolians and abduct uncles less than 6ft.

Listen to "Do U Bleed At All" by Luca Maxim to induce adrenaline and gain 10xp Mongolian throat singing ability and wipe the Zara Employees

Zara Employee by Joshua Joestar (MvN) November 8, 2022

Wendy’s Employee

Someone who works at Wendy’s for 10 Dollars an hour and off work he would occasionally get murdered by a cop at a Dinner Party along with 2 Vegans, A virgin who talks about stupid Nintendo Games, and Someone who slams beer on a table, they also have a tendency to be gifted battleborn on Christmas by that same virgin.

“Wendy’s Employee, Wendy’s Employee”

Wendy’s Employee by Pornhub dot com October 29, 2020

hot topic employee 

some of the friendliest employees you'll ever meet.
They will come up and start talking to anyone like they are best friends.
They don't discriminate if you are wearing "non-dark" clothing...
So nice you almost feel like you are getting hit on

I went into Hot Topic in soccer shorts and track t shirt and the hot topic employees were still friendly with me.

I thought that hot topic guy was hitting on me until I found out it was all a part of his job. Those child predators lurking outside was another story...gross...

hot topic employee by Desiree1990 August 20, 2007

Nike Employee Store

A Nike store in Oregon that offers products at an employee discount price. If you don't work at Nike, you'll need to find someone who does to get a guest pass to get in.

No irregular or out of season products. It's just a store with the prices already discounted so the employees aren't buying up everything from Niketown.

The Nike Employee Store is the place to get the best prices on new Nike stuff.

Nike Employee Store by Nike! December 24, 2008