When you are masturbating and you jizz on your hand.
Jim had a serious case of H A N D M I L K last night.
by Numme February 8, 2019
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Abbreviation: DMD

Deep&meaningful&dougie.

Having a deep and meaningful whist being drunk enough to dougie. Aka generally having a good night on the piss, whilst sharing your closest secrets and whining about how messed up your love life is.
Me: Yo, we need to chat..

You: Yeah man, Lets crash drinks and have a D&M&D.

Me: Sweet, Thats our mission for this term.
by jwowwwwwwwwwwwwwww May 8, 2011
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Anachronym I just made up

B-e
O-n
R-ight
E-nergy
D-on't
M-essage your goddamn ex
"Given your current state of mind, the only thing I can tell you is B-O-R-E-D-O-M"
by Guimple October 8, 2021
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One of the BDSM branch which stands for Dominant and Masochist
Let's do some D & M sex now
by Sir. B November 12, 2021
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