I can’t even

When all you can say are numbers that end in 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.

One. Dude, I can’t even.

by BusyPooping September 22, 2022

Can’t take a joke

Gay

Tyler cannot take a joke, so therefore meaning he is gay
When you can’t take a joke, you are gay

by Chompozyet June 12, 2019

i can’t bangs with you

I can’t hang affiliate you in times of hardship/struggle.

Yo You snitched to the federals during interrogations I can’t bangs with you..

by LegendaryAnt February 4, 2018

Can’t have shit in Detroit

Meaning everything gets stolen in Detroit

Friend 1:My house was stolen
Friend 2:Can’t have shit in Detroit

by TurboSpanker69 September 26, 2020

i can’t bangs with you

I can’t hang with you in times of hardship/struggle.

Yo You snitched to the federals during interrogations I can’t bangs with you..

by LegendaryAnt February 4, 2018

money can’t buy happiness

A phrase used by poor people to convince themselves that they can be happy.

John: David said that money can’t buy happiness.
Rich: poor fu

by Thicc_lad June 4, 2021

Can’t Cooks, Won’t Cooks

Adapted, from the BBC programme, to highlight a situation where you are working with people who can’t do their role and people who don’t want to do their role.

I am screwed in trying to manage a team of can’t cooks, won’t cooks.

by Prometheusofwestsussex March 11, 2020