dirty calamari 

The object of much veneration and derision as well, the anus. Also known as the rosebud, balloon knot, starfish, brown eye, back door, and many other terms.

Jimmy loved the taste of Jane's dirty calamari and rimmed her every chance he got.

dirty calamari by NavyRhino June 1, 2018

Floppy Calamari 

When you stick a firework in your urethra and it explodes, proceeding to look like a peeled banana.

“Jason put a firework in his penis and made a floppy calamari out of it.”

Floppy Calamari by Crackston June 6, 2021

Rocky Mountain Calamari 

Deep-fried and battered foreskins.

You want some Rocky Mountain Calamari to go with those Rocky Mountain Oysters?

Rocky Mountain Calamari by pdxsasquatch August 26, 2023

Clobber the calamari

To engage in male masturbation with a very aggressive stroke

Billy went into his room to "Clobber the calamari" after inadvertently walking in on his parents during a bout of intense lovemaking.

Clobber the calamari by magnolia_mikey April 4, 2009

rocky mountain calamari 

sheep, goat, cow assholes cooked the same way as traditional calamari

Suzy doesn't care for rocky mountain oysters but she really digs rocky mountain calamari if they are prepared correctly

rocky mountain calamari by buck neckd April 17, 2011

Kill Calamari 

When you say that you're going to "kill a calamari" it means that you're going to masterbate...this comes from the popular line "Everytime you masterbate, god kills a calamari".

"I'm going to take a shower and kill a calamari in there"
"I'm a serial calamari killer"

Kill Calamari by John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt February 14, 2004

Syon Calamari 

SYON IS RETTARDEEEDDDD LIKEEE ZAVVIERRRRR

Syon Calamari is kewl kid

Syon Calamari by DIG BICK BOIII October 29, 2020