Hey Brodie last night was great!
by jiferbglhrewgvngrjlkgvbwr March 16, 2016
Jake: I'm not getting anywhere, can we please just stop?
Bruce: Man, you're just pulling a Brodie on me!
Bruce: Man, you're just pulling a Brodie on me!
by dereon555443 June 1, 2010
A man with Blonde hair as bright as the sun and hair as long as the Canadian border. He is obsessed with Fortnite and loves dogs more than the average person. He is shy and quiet and is an excellent friend. He is extremely competitive and loves using down b moves in Super Smash Bros. A cool dude to hang out with but gets mad really easily. He has a future dream to have the worlds largest fudge factory and his favorite disney character is Captain Hook
by Great and powerful Steve November 22, 2019
Even though Brodie may have a penis, he doesn't know how to use it. He prefers to look good and have long blond hair. He will always bitch out about how he looks on pics, and the way his hair is, like a stupid chick. Even though he looks tough on his Myspace/Facebook page and easily offends people on the Internet in real life he is a complete coward. Likes bragging about girls, but don't get upset - that girl was either his cousin, or a blind ugly granny aged 79. Also he thinks he is a "Straight Age" but honestly he just to chicken to drink or smoke. He choses drunk drug addicts as girlfriends, cause those kind of girls are always high and while being high are not able to see his face. But once they get off the weed they run like fuck from Brodie, that's why he tries to get girls on the internet putting pics of them naked where the face is not very clear seen(u know why).
From all good genres of music Brodie listens to the most crappy and shitty - heavy metal. Also Brodies are often fat. Or at least they WERE fat in childhood, and that's where they get their complexes.
Log Story short - Brodie is a fucking loser, if you ever date Brodie, well, then.. You're becoming loser's gf. He will use you as a justification that he's not a loser/outsider/faggot, but let's face it - he is. All he says is a total bullshit, don't ever believe him. Most of the time brace faced. Two faced. Bastard. Faggot. Renegade. Coward. Fatty. - All those words perfectly describe boy named Brodie.
From all good genres of music Brodie listens to the most crappy and shitty - heavy metal. Also Brodies are often fat. Or at least they WERE fat in childhood, and that's where they get their complexes.
Log Story short - Brodie is a fucking loser, if you ever date Brodie, well, then.. You're becoming loser's gf. He will use you as a justification that he's not a loser/outsider/faggot, but let's face it - he is. All he says is a total bullshit, don't ever believe him. Most of the time brace faced. Two faced. Bastard. Faggot. Renegade. Coward. Fatty. - All those words perfectly describe boy named Brodie.
Nat:Oh my Gosh, that guy is so ugly.
Haley: Yea, I know. That's Brodie. Eww.
Nat: Does he have a gf?
Haley: Indeed!
Nat: Eww..How come? What kind of girl would date him?
Haley: Some hooker from Florida. I heard she likes weed.
Nat: Oh, so that's the answer! Haha!
Haley: Yea, I know. That's Brodie. Eww.
Nat: Does he have a gf?
Haley: Indeed!
Nat: Eww..How come? What kind of girl would date him?
Haley: Some hooker from Florida. I heard she likes weed.
Nat: Oh, so that's the answer! Haha!
by zerony October 31, 2010
Brodie is usually really fat, and no one really likes him, he looks like shrek and is the the biggest fat cunt ever seen, he is usually bad at sports , and gets bullied
by Yyyyyyooooogayyy November 6, 2019
A guy who people think he is shy because he never talks but that's not true loves to fish and is a really caring and loving friend to have around and somewhat looking nice guy
by Craneslayer April 28, 2017
by B.A.C.......’’’:( September 10, 2019