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Arkansas Box Cutter 

When a guy from Arkansas is fingering his sister and with his uncut jagged nails he cuts her pussy.
Last night I gave my sister an Arkansas Box Cutter and it took forever to stop the bleeding.
Arkansas Box Cutter by loafnaround September 3, 2020

Arkansas chrome 

Duct tape, Often used to hold loose parts onto an old car. Used to cover up body rot, dents, bad tattoos.
"My '73 Vega had both bumpers done up in shiny new Arkansas Chrome"

arkansas pile driver 

When u put your girl in a handstand and then proceed to put your penis in her and spin around
Omg, I never tried that Arkansas pile driver but now I'm hooked

Arkansas Titty-bounce

when a woman over 300 LBs begins to hop excitedly about food.
i had my birthday at the bennigans down the street and my mom revealed my huge ice cream cake. everyone was calm except for some jolly ol' fat ass named betty 5 tables down. she began to perform an arkansas titty-bounce. i then proceeded to puke.

Arkansas Crack-A-Saurus 

-noun

1. A waitress or waiter in the state of Arkansas, especially in the city of Little Rock, that unexpectedly shows you his or her ass crack while you are sitting eating dinner.
"Oh my god Patrick look at that!" That waitress just unleashed the Arkansas Crack-A-Saurus....

Arkansas Rack Attack 

When You cut of a lady's left Boob with a 1987 brand pair of scissors, Load it into a M79 Grenade Launcher and proceed to run around the neighborhood, shooting a left boob at people while shouting "skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun dun dun ya done now. Traditionally done while wearing a "Sexy Pennywise" halloween Costume
OMG... Did you see Billy out their!!! He was Arkansas Rack Attacking people.
Arkansas Rack Attack by BigOlFart November 9, 2017