absolute crab

When things aren't going to plan, for better or for worse, they are going "absolute crab."

Someone could also be an absolute crab if they are being a mad lad.

"Man I can't believe we got disqualified"
"Thats's absolute crab bro that sucks"

"Shut up man you're being an absolute crab right now"

absolute crab by psees September 18, 2019

absolute unit 

Someone very heavy or somebody who weighs a lot.

In awe at the size of this lad, absolute unit.

absolute unit by Jak_22 January 4, 2018

Absolute Radiance

Pain. Pain, and suffering. Also the true final boss of Hollow Knight!

Jimmy Neutron: I hate absolute radiance. I can't beat her, and it sucks.
Waluigi: who dat

Absolute Radiance by Turkeydude180 June 8, 2021

Absolute Fire 

The song Stronger Than You from steven universe. More info in the video called Every Steven Universe Song Ever, Ranked by Schaffrillas Productions. Also, go to the time 13:58.

This song is absolute fire!

Absolute Fire by Boop!_I_Booped_Your_Nose November 30, 2020

Absolute scenes 

When something mental happens when all hope seems lost. Usually used in British football culture.

"OH MY GOD! MANCHESTER CITY HAVE SCORED- IN THE 96TH MINUTE OF EXTRA TIME"
"ABSOLUTE SCENES UNFOLDING AT THE ETIHAD!"

Absolute scenes by DontForgetYourLegs August 28, 2019

absolute twat 

Someone who has been professionally verified by at least 10 people to be a genuine bona fide twat.

"he's not just a twat, he's an absolute twat"

"see her over there? Thats what an absolute twat looks like"

"I'm sorry sir, you've come up on our system as an absolute twat and so we are not able to let you in"

absolute twat by janitor2010 December 19, 2013

absolute bastard 

Acting like Toad from the hit video game franchise “Super Mario”.

Person: They’re such an absolute bastard, I’d even say a Toad!

absolute bastard by SebasDaFish_ March 16, 2021