Bubba 500

The mass exodus of shipyard workers at 3:30 PM each day in Newport News, VA.

All the shipyard bubbas hit the exit turnstiles at 3:30 to start the Bubba 500.

by The Original D Money September 13, 2006

indy 500

1 of the worlds biggest race

by joe c August 8, 2003

Granny 500

Event that usually takes place at a large retail store. Occurs when the store is overrun by little old ladies in power scooters who either attempt to run you over or situate themselves in the middle of aisleways so they can chit chat with other Granny 500 participants, preventing anybody else from being able to travel down that particular aisle.

I went to Wal Mart yesterday and the Granny 500 was going on again.

by Gollum June 19, 2007

Indianapolis 500

Formerly the greatest spectacle in racing, until the idiot grandson ruined it.

FTG

The real winner of the 2002 Indianapolis 500 was Paul Tracy.

by RaceGrrl December 20, 2003

fortune 500

Group of Satans who control corporate America.

The Fortune 500 tricked me into fucking my sister, and then took my money.

by evii October 19, 2004

Daytona 500

The Greatest Race Ever. Period.

The Daytona 500 is the Superbowl of Nascar

by Draughn September 3, 2006

indy 500

The term used to describe one of the worlds most spectacular car races... well, it used to be spectacular. But now due to the downfall in american open wheel racing, this race has lost its previous heritage and prestigue. and there is only one man to blame this on, Indianapolous Motor Speedway owner and IndyRacingLeague Founder Tony George

the indy 500? meh, thats not special anymore, id rather watch the champcar race in monterrey mexico, or a race involving cockroaches at the local bar...

by Josh Pickard May 17, 2005