One who works on a tow boat and eats crayons…
WARNING
WARNING
WARNING
DO NOT OFFER THEM SHOTS OF TEQUILA
THEY WILL NOT DO THEM
WARNING
WARNING
WARNING
DO NOT OFFER THEM SHOTS OF TEQUILA
THEY WILL NOT DO THEM
by JohnnyBrazzer January 4, 2024
Get the Little J-Holemug. When a man and woman are fucking in doggy position, the man reaches over and grabs a candle, shoves the lit candle in the woman’s ass, and yells FIRE IN THE HOLE.
by FreakyPyro June 15, 2022
Get the Fire In The Holemug. you start with producing a concoction containing feces and urine in a bowl, dip your cock and procede to skull fuck a monkey. Specifically a african monkey, otherwise it won't work.
My bad bro, sorry that i'm late. I just got chaught up in perfecting the good ol' art of the african watering hole.
by jomamaonall4s October 11, 2021
Get the african watering holemug. The space between the titties which creates a hole for the penis. when you push the titties together for sexual pleasure.
by Red hare November 26, 2022
Get the Titty holemug. by StaNKy BanAnAs November 19, 2014
Get the Yodel Holemug. When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.
You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!
by Bornelius September 22, 2025
Get the Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxingmug. by WW 2 Veteran March 27, 2020
Get the mels holemug.