tornado seeds

Tornado seeds are mobile homes. When you build a mobile home park tornados will come.

We better move out of this area, they're putting in a neighborhood of tornado seeds!

by Dictionary Joe April 5, 2023

Seed hose

A seed hose is a penis that shoots sperm

Your seed hose is very powerful.
Your seed hose is very full.

by Brad eichorn April 15, 2023

Seed Snorkeler

When you ejaculate in one eye, forcing it closed and then fart in the other. Causing pink eye in one eye.

Jess pissed me off last night, so I gave her the good ole seed snorkeler.

by SoaringSpentar December 1, 2023

Golden Apple Seed

The large and prickly balls or testicles of a human male. One that hasn’t been in contact with a razor for a very long time. The strands of hairs represents the spikes on the seed of a golden apple fruit.

She likes putting golden apple seed in her mouth.

by Pcw July 2, 2023

Alex Seeds

-The state of being completely at the whim of the deterministic nature of the universe.

-Devoid of free will or the ability to choose ones own path.

-Being completely convinced of the fact that any free will is simply an illusion.

-Denoting the simultaneous possession of the qualities of being inherently seductive and maintaining a conscious awareness and confidence in this attribute, as humorously conveyed in the well-known lyrical phrase: 'I'm sexy and I know it.

“Yeah i was trying to convince him not to go ahead with it, but he was really Alex Seeds at the time.”

“Be careful around that guy, his name is Alex Seeds and he doesnt have free will.”

“I went on a date with Alex Seeds and woke up 4 days later in the boot of an abandoned car in Rocklea”

by Charlie (AKA 99) July 5, 2023

Good Faith Seed Money

A Bribe.

The CCP gave Hunter Biden's LCC which produces nothing "good faith seed money" for nothing in return.

by Bandet July 24, 2023

David Sunflower Seeds

David Sunflower Seeds, also known as DAVID Seeds, is a brand of roasted and salted sunflower seeds produced by ConAgra Foods in the United States.

As the “Official Sunflower Seed of the Babe Ruth League,” DAVID provides free scorebooks and safety tips to each team in the league, awards to All-Star players, and David Sunflower Seeds to be sold at concession stands.

by SPrice1980 August 25, 2023