A female with many physical flaws that makes her undesirable to most or almost all, but very desirable to her admirer, based solely on her personality, loyalty, and/or sexual attributes.

Friend: Dude, why did you agree to date that girl? She has no teeth, she's overweight, and has body odor.

Me: Yeah but she can make my toes curl when she gets me off, she's my Chan Chu Toad.

Chan Chu Toad by CookUL8R February 14, 2024

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Watering the toad

When you spit on someone’s asshole.

Sometimes preformed back and forth, taking turns.

Watering the toad means to spit on someone’s privates.

I’m meeting up with a girl later, I’m going to water her toad later.

Watering the toad by Toadlover April 27, 2026

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Fresh Toadwalker

When you do Maths for a living but you're fresh with memes. Usually likes to plug his/her books, and likes to use clickbait titles and loud beeping sounds.

"Hey, this is Fresh Toadwalker."

Fresh Toadwalker by DynestiGTI July 19, 2018

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Toaden

Adjective. Having qualities of or similar to that of a toad. These similarities may be physical, sonic, or just metaphorical. Similar to the words "wooden" and "leaden".

That car jumps every time you start it, I'd say it's a toaden car.

Toaden by SirManth August 14, 2011

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