Person that's doomed to attend university for next 4-6 years, also has been doomed to experience pain, suffering, sadness, depression, laziness, helplessness, loneliness, tiredness all at the same time(list is not full). After person becomes a student, he starts to miss childhood. Facts about that species: they sleep 2-4 hours a day, their digestive system has adapted to energy drinks and junk food like cow is adapted to grass, it's their only meals.
But there's 2nd type of that species that has nothing in common, it's Student with girl- boyfriend.
But there's 2nd type of that species that has nothing in common, it's Student with girl- boyfriend.
- Congratulations, you become a student!
- I don't think it's the thing, I want to be congratulated with.
- I don't think it's the thing, I want to be congratulated with.
by Student4 February 7, 2021
person 1: bruh how do you not know how to pay ur taxes
school slave (student): school didn't teach me how to
school slave (student): school didn't teach me how to
by maybe i'm retarded February 2, 2021
A bunch of trash talking kids. Whom only get opportunities and succeed if they are dickheads and dress like dumpsters. The students are narrow-minded and refuse to accept different or any ideas because they cannot form their own. Hoosac Valley is definition torture and the students faces are even worse. PS: They are trash at sports.
Jan: “Oh you’re a Hoosac Valley Student, I didn’t know you were a dumpster fire.”
Fred: “Of course that’s how I got in!”
Fred: “Of course that’s how I got in!”
by NotSoTrashy October 21, 2021
Student: give me $100
Teacher:no
Student:it’s illegal to say that
Teacher:how
Student: it’s November 1st aka National students day
Teacher:oh crap here’s $100
Teacher:no
Student:it’s illegal to say that
Teacher:how
Student: it’s November 1st aka National students day
Teacher:oh crap here’s $100
by Iamnotapersonwhodoeshomework October 25, 2023
National students day is when teachers give students no homework and no work is done on that day. Teacher need to give us money and student make the rules. It’s on November 1st
Teacher: guys open up to page 69
Student 1:no I won’t
Teacher: do it or else you go to the principal’s office
Student 1: nope
Teacher: fine I am writing the note
Student 1: no need to
Teacher: why
Student 2: it’s November 1st National students day
Teacher : oh crap
Student 1:no I won’t
Teacher: do it or else you go to the principal’s office
Student 1: nope
Teacher: fine I am writing the note
Student 1: no need to
Teacher: why
Student 2: it’s November 1st National students day
Teacher : oh crap
by Iamnotapersonwhodoeshomework October 25, 2023
by raybeez March 23, 2022
by By theflipkidatyaschool July 6, 2021