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Skid

The definition of skid is someone who thinks he’s in a gang (group of affiliated criminals) and smokes, vapes and does drugs because they want to fit in. They think they are cool even tho the cool kids are the ones who stay in school!
Tom: Did you hear about josh gonyeau

Marc: yeah that nasty skid
Tim: I know right skids try to hard
by LIL SHORES May 17, 2020
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Skid

Short for skidmark, a person who is an all in all degenerate. Used often in the show letterkenny
Man 1: what the fuck are you skids doing here

Man2: yeah get out of here you fuckin skid
by DJ_Dalty_Dalt March 9, 2019
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Skid Mark

The term “skid mark” holds multiple meanings. While these meanings may drastically differ, a consistent theme across the meanings is a mark or stain caused by some source of friction.

The meaning covered here will be the slang term for fecal matter that is smeared or scarred about the underwear in the area adjacent to the anus. This is normally caused by poor or insufficient wiping attempts or when the individual has already shit his/her pants and continues to move about, causing the smearing or “skidding” of the feces itself.
“Hey honey, you may have to pre-soak my underwear before you throw them in the wash. They have a huge skid mark in them.”

“Oh man, I think I crapped with that last fart. I can feel the skid mark grinding in.”
by A. Massey September 25, 2020
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Skid

Loser meth heads who carry mace and knifes and think they gang
Look a methhead skid
by Tay-k April 25, 2022
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Skids

(British slang) the leftovers of poo stuck on the toilet bowl after taking a dump.
"Someone has left skids on the toilet" "argh"
by boooooomrob July 31, 2020
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Chocolate skid mark

When your asscrack itches for any number of reasons, and you have to itch it through your pants, thus leaving a small shitstain on your underwear.
“Man, my ass was itchin this morning from last night’s Mexican food. Left a chocolate skid mark because i was in a meeting and couldn’t hit the bathroom!”
by ShrinkDoc August 22, 2019
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