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I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset. 

I'll tell them I never wanted it.
I'll tell them who you are to me.
I'll tell them that I'm safe with you.
I'll tell them...

"That man is my husband, the one person that has always been there for me, the one person that has always kept me safe, the one person who has always helped me through everything... Is the one person I can't talk to. The person I need I'm not allowed to see..."
I'm sorry, we have a duty of care, our primary roll is to make sure you're safe, the severity of these allegations-
"Have you ever done ICE?"
No...
"Well then with all due respect, how can you be the judge on someone's character when you've never experienced what it's like on that day, that mindset-"
I may never have personally experienced it but I have seen, quite closely, the effects of the substance and am very aware of it's effects. I know this is disappointing to hear, but we can't just wave a magic wand and make it all disappear, even if you retract your statement the allegations and severity of the case is so extreme and we have a duty of care to you.
I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset.

Bite off more than I can chew 

Jordan, you a crybaby and a fucking sissy. If I have to come find your daughter to fuck her... She will not survive the encounter.
Hym "Did I bite off more than I can chew? No. You had a mental breakdown because you are none of the things you thought you were and now you are trying to collude in a fascistic capacity to LIE and try get everyone to pretend that I am not what I am. Which is: Better than you. Better than you. Better than your slut daughter. And it's east for you do do that because you're dealing with Christians. Because Chritians are inherently dishonest. Oh! Cripple! I forgot to call your daughter a Cripple. Cripple slut daughter. Daughter sluuuuuut!"

There's literally nothing I can do about it (There's something he can do about it)

Yeah I saw a meme that went along those lines. I'm not doing that.
Hym "You see: There's literally nothing I can do about it (There's something he can do about it) 👈 That right there is YOUR ego. That's the little voice in your head. I say something. You tell yourself the opposite. The reality is in fact the thing I said. You prompt me to do something about it. I already said the thing that is commensurate with what is actually the case and, therefore, have no choice but to repeat myself. OK. I'll do the only other thing I can do which is: tell you something else that is non-contradictory. That being 'Stop stalling and do the thing I said."

I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.
*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

Would You Like A Side Of Fucks I Can Give You?

A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong
“Would you like a side of fucks I can give you?”

Cry me a river so I can swim away 

Exaggerated way to show disinterest in a subject that somebody cares deeply about
Person A: "My favorite tv show is cancelled"
Person B: "Cry me a river so I can swim away"