On May 8th you could wear a squid hat to maybe get some laughs or maybe get some strange looks but it's all just for fun.
Dude 1: *Wearing a squid hat*
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats
by ExoticHats May 8, 2020
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con·sum·er wear:

Something exported in large quantity's and delivered from often
sweatshop labor. Consumer wear is produced purely to increase
profit regardless of uniqueness, fit and the environment.
Example of consumer wear:

These pants are rectangular shaped because there inexpensive.
by Slimming Jeans October 7, 2009
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Wear a boys coat 🧥
Girl 1: OMG it’s wear a boys coat day
Girl 2: OMG
Girl 1: let’s go get a boys coat
by 29th November November 5, 2020
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When an uncircumcised male keeps his foreskin retracted to appear circumcised.
Alex decided to wear it bare today, so his mates in the locker room wouldn't think he was an anteater.
by Frog E. February 10, 2011
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A name for a person's extensive wardrobe of bath robes, smoking jackets, and pajamas.
Dude1: "Hey man nice closet. What's with all the robes?"

Dude2: "You never know when the ladies will stop by."

Dude1: "Your Hef Wear is really the shizzle. Now all you need is the money and the honies."
by THE DAVAD January 10, 2012
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