Straight-A student

Something you will never be if you play Genshin Impact for 17 hours a day
If you are one then congrats I guess 👏 it is very very very very very very hard.

fat basement gamer: i love genshin impact and pretending to be an e-girl saying uwu every 17 seconds
Straight-A student: You will never get a job.
guy with at least 1 braincell: I agree.

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 25, 2025

bed student

A lazy student, that sleeps all day, and cannot open bottles with random objects, as defined by Andrii

opening beer bottles is the only useful thing i learned in university. you were a bed student,

by reversehypocrisy February 9, 2018

student

a school slave

person 1: bruh how do you not know how to pay ur taxes
school slave (student): school didn't teach me how to

by maybe i'm retarded February 2, 2021

Student

Person that's doomed to attend university for next 4-6 years, also has been doomed to experience pain, suffering, sadness, depression, laziness, helplessness, loneliness, tiredness all at the same time(list is not full). After person becomes a student, he starts to miss childhood. Facts about that species: they sleep 2-4 hours a day, their digestive system has adapted to energy drinks and junk food like cow is adapted to grass, it's their only meals.

But there's 2nd type of that species that has nothing in common, it's Student with girl- boyfriend.

- Congratulations, you become a student!

- I don't think it's the thing, I want to be congratulated with.

by Student4 February 7, 2021

Studentism

When teachers discriminate against a student

Teacher: your a bad student
Student: thats studentism

by Random word guy October 27, 2021

student friend

Similar to a best-friend or girl/boyfriend, a teacher friend is the student in the student/teacher bond where the teacher is the student's favorite teacher of all time and the student is the teacher's favorite student of all time.

I had lunch with my student friend on Wednesday, where we discussed what classes he will take in the fall.

by Calc64 March 19, 2023

An ultimate student

A kid who ended up in a killing game.

Guy 1:Who are you?

Guy 2:I'm an Ultimate student.

Guy 1:Oh, so your in a killing game?

by YAHHHHHHHHOOOOO July 8, 2021