Student

Person that's doomed to attend university for next 4-6 years, also has been doomed to experience pain, suffering, sadness, depression, laziness, helplessness, loneliness, tiredness all at the same time(list is not full). After person becomes a student, he starts to miss childhood. Facts about that species: they sleep 2-4 hours a day, their digestive system has adapted to energy drinks and junk food like cow is adapted to grass, it's their only meals.

But there's 2nd type of that species that has nothing in common, it's Student with girl- boyfriend.
- Congratulations, you become a student!

- I don't think it's the thing, I want to be congratulated with.
by Student4 February 07, 2021
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Straight-A student

Something you will never be if you play Genshin Impact for 17 hours a day
If you are one then congrats I guess 👏 it is very very very very very very hard.
fat basement gamer: i love genshin impact and pretending to be an e-girl saying uwu every 17 seconds
Straight-A student: You will never get a job.
guy with at least 1 braincell: I agree.
by 147852369/*-+.0 August 25, 2025
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Studentness

It is the rate of of how much someone can be an actual student in school
His studentness is off the charts! He seems like he's such a dilligent student
by Danieljohn012 May 27, 2018
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Studentism

(n) Stoo-den-ti-zem
Bias or prejudice against children and teens with good grades in school and/or in college.
Hatred, violence, or bullying of nerds just because they are very smart, studious, and have good grades.

(n) Studentist. (Stoo-den-tist)
A person that bullies or dislikes nerds and studious kids. One who acts a certain way to nerds just because they are they act a certain way.
Practicing studentism and being a studentist is bad. Don't judge people by their grades in school or how much time they spend on schoolwork in comparison to other things.
by #Studious March 23, 2022
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Student Of The Games

A player who does whatever it takes to improve embodies a growth mindset, striving to become the best version of themselves each day. This mentality involves being open to feedback, setting aside ego, and prioritising quality work. I believe this mindset is crucial for excelling in any field.
Ronaldo is an exceptional player, truly a Student of the Games!
by BD7 May 30, 2024
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Student Shock-Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.
My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly
by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018
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