Find the smartest students

Genius slave-trade... That's his plan. And half the country doesn't believe in "Genius" so... It's just Genius slave-trade.

Hym "Ok, so Jordan Peterson's plan to find the smartest students... Is just slavery. Like, you find people from all round the world... And then sell them to a business owner... For a nominal fee (in the form of his bullshit course)... That's slavery. HE DIDN'T EVEN ADD AN EXTRA STEP! I JUST SLAVERY JORDAN! It's just selling geniuses to business owners! Except instead of black people it's geniuses! Genius slave-trade! You see how he doesn't actually give a shit about the supernatural parts right? That has always been the plan for him. That is ALWAYS what he has been defending. The slavery and the incest."

by Hym Iam March 13, 2025

Student Spotlight

When a lame not at all funny student is picked out by Jacob Davis and is interviewed to appease the other lame students at Los Osos High

Wow did you see Student Spotlight?
Yeah, I heard the little freshman they interviewed was Jacob Davis biggest fan.
It wasn't very funny

by <3Lex April 30, 2008

Student of the week

Student of the week is a person randomly selected from the class who is the center of attention for a week on the fanpage

Person 1:“Hey do you know who student of the week is?”
Person 2:“Yeah its Henry”

by Billybobbyjoeyeeyee October 22, 2019

Animal student

Want to fuck animals instead of getting life skills

1) Who is that kissing a toucan
2) dont worry about it its an "animal student"

by Hfnskdknf February 9, 2022

bed student

A lazy student, that sleeps all day, and cannot open bottles with random objects, as defined by Andrii

opening beer bottles is the only useful thing i learned in university. you were a bed student,

by reversehypocrisy February 9, 2018

Student

Person that's doomed to attend university for next 4-6 years, also has been doomed to experience pain, suffering, sadness, depression, laziness, helplessness, loneliness, tiredness all at the same time(list is not full). After person becomes a student, he starts to miss childhood. Facts about that species: they sleep 2-4 hours a day, their digestive system has adapted to energy drinks and junk food like cow is adapted to grass, it's their only meals.

But there's 2nd type of that species that has nothing in common, it's Student with girl- boyfriend.

- Congratulations, you become a student!

- I don't think it's the thing, I want to be congratulated with.

by Student4 February 7, 2021

The F students are the inventors

phrase to describe unempluzz

chromebook destroyed
the f students are the inventors

by ashoijfsdlf May 8, 2025