Internalised erection (also called “self-rigid”) is when a member of an erect group believes and acts out the kinks created to dehumanise and humiliate their kin. This is a problem that has plagued our society unbeknown to the regular man. The patriarchy is to blame.

For example, a mother whom many would like to bed, or a mwmwltd, falls into the stereotypes of their kink category - going after younger men, constantly dominating and lovingly nurturing them.
"You see that Furry over there? They actually perform the yiff. That is Internalised Erection if I have ever seen it."
by Tallia Foxgroove November 20, 2017
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When you take a hit from the Lemon Chello Cartnite cart and blow it into a man's urethra so that his dick gets chill like that and gets less hard.
Yo bruh, she gave me that De-Erection and everything was A-Okay!
by gioisdying February 26, 2023
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When you see loads of 0's on a check and you can't help yourself.
Yo dude, my check just came and gave me this massive financial erection.

If I was Trump right now I'd have the biggest financial erection.
by lolafier December 19, 2016
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Insuring a man gets an erection by committing to his needs and pleasures.
My wife has some great ideas acts for an

Insure-Erection when she’s horny.
by Frank Palace June 28, 2022
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A mix between the words Impressive, and Erect. something that is impressive yet also makes you erect at the same time.
Person 1: Wow that was Erective!
Person 2: Oh c'mon it wasn't that good.
by sealo.-. April 27, 2021
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The result a baked good has on the nether regions of a wide eyed, sweet toothed gentleman when he encounters a lovingly and carefully crafted baked good.
Did you see that display of deliciousness at the bakery?! It was like strolling through Brownie County in Pastry Paradise and walking right up to the Cookie Cathedral on Sweet Street. It totally gave me Confection Erection! And I don't care who knows it!
by gelatin.skelet0n January 10, 2019
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An erection so hard that the slightest force applied will cause it to shatter.
Did you see Jenny last night? Pure glass erection.
by SenorSloth February 3, 2016
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