Verb. The art of investing hundreds of hours into an extremely liberal ethnic broad with the hopes of getting into the meat wallet years later.
Guy 1: “Bro I think i’m done talking to La’Nicolerion, she stinks and is jobless, and won’t shut up about the government needing to pay for everything”

Guy 2: “have you tried Simp Whaying her dude? Drive her around for a few months and talk to her for hours a day…she will be begging you for a kiss by this time next year, trust me.”
by BillCosbysBlackMeat August 13, 2023
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when you’ve been on call for an unhealthy amount of time with someone just for the sake of having each other’s company
I can’t hang out right now I’m on a simp call.
by rjavalon May 30, 2022
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When a person accused of simping attempts to prove otherwise in front of any person or group of people.
Do we really need to have the simp debate right now? You spent $100 dollars on this girl and she's given you nothing!
by gibblie May 31, 2023
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Will wear any sweater you give them, does anything to impress or get you to like them.
by Loops6 March 11, 2022
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When a person under the conquest of subpar vagina starts putting the (female) over their own friends and make certain rules not to make her (female) angry.
I was going to call you a stupid fucking whore, but my friend Sean has laid down a new Simp Law
by RacismDoctor May 20, 2023
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