Erection

When blood flow happens to enlarge the groin.

I came so my erection would disappear.

by Golove November 7, 2019

Erection

What little kids playing in the playpark give me

Kid1: sir what's that
Man: it's my erection
Kid1: what's that?
Man: want to find out? ;)
Kid2: STRANGER DANGER

by I_seriously_need_a_life February 17, 2023

Erect Ethan

When someone has an erect penis but the smell of their taint is too prominent and it doesn’t help that their penis is small, allowing it to air out.

When my classmate walked in to the classroom, his Erect Ethan made the whole room smell like pitbull anus

by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023

Erection enemy

Someone who sends you an unsolicited dick pic, especially on Facebook Messenger.

This guy keeps sending me pictures of his junk randomly. He’s definitely an erection enemy!

by May 26, 2023

Auto-Erect

When you see something which instantly makes you horny.

When I open my eyes only I auto-erect.

by Jkshhajqjhe March 28, 2020

Erect

A good or great time

Me and my friends had an erect time at the party!

by BigBoiPie January 18, 2019

tactical erection

(n) An intentional erection executed as a part of a thought out plan.

The man used a tactical erection to knock out the robbers and escaped.

by Fillosofer March 5, 2021