Townie

Adj. can be used as a noun.

Moronic people who live in cities/towns with little to no knowledge of practical life skills. Usually incapable of surviving on their own. Not used to physical labor or outdoors, yet have large egoes and superiority complexes, considering themselves better than non-townies.

word originates in rural southern Illinois.

(townie) "Hey can you tell me where they grow chocolate milk

cows?"

(non-townie) "You dumb ass townie."

by Boxycolt6 September 12, 2011

Townie Talk

Talking an idea or event early in the week only to disregard said idea by the end of the week and settle for something else

Hey Jim we should go to the Yankee game this Saturday. Sure Chris but it’s only Tuesday, that’s townie talk, you’ll change your idea by friday

by Softdrinksofchoice April 19, 2023

Old Towny

An alternative way to describe the Old Town of some historical cities.

Friend: "Look at where I am!"

You: "What a beautiful place; it's very Old Towny"

by AuthenticDefinitions November 22, 2023

Townie

The entirety of Creation in its beauty, cruelty and harmony, is the expression of Divine thought and is the materialization, or body of God. People that live in towns and cities don't get that. They are removed from all of it.

All of history can be summed up by the difference between townies and regular folk as such:

My sister once dated a townie, and one weekend his friends came over and fucked up my yard.

by thelastsamba September 26, 2023

Townies

Da H44D/44 Blocc Dangerzone, South Side Rangerz Know

Random Hoe/Opp: Where you from g
Me: The Townies fuvk out my face, BiGG 4 Sh!t NO HOE SH!T

by 44shitmaccin onb December 3, 2020

townie town

Dense Suburban “cute” town with a upscale charming downtown setting with tons of restaurants, breweries, wine tasting rooms, art galleries, pastry shops, cocktail bars. The New York of New Jersey but nicer and charming with a sense of community: Cranford-Westfield-Summit-Millburn. Townie Town refers to more than just a town you live in but the feeling it of community and connection it brings.

I love living in a townie town! There’s so much to do in downtown! You can grab your coffee and pastry and sit on a bench in the circle under the clock with the passing sounds of the train. (This is more than just any town with a train. The feeling is more like being on a movie set)

by Zenlife July 10, 2022

4*townie

Someone who is a Fan of 4*town, The fictional boyband from Turning red. If you looked this up you watch too much disney+

some guy : "Hey, Did you see that guy watching turning red? I think he likes 4*town."
Other guy : "Yeah, Dude, I think he's a 4*townie."

by Wildidiot July 12, 2022