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Townie

Dickheads who attend the school located in St Albans, Hertfordshire, Townsend Church of England School. They are snot curdling cunts and they lie and cheat about everything. Place is mingin and wouldn’t recommend your child going there!!!
Oi you townie
by suckurmum001 March 29, 2022
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Townie

Townie is a person NOT i repeat NOT related to a chav
a townie is someone who wears normal things (such as jeans normal t-shirt and some jewelery)
Most males will although be more along the lines of chimpanzee than human.wearing tracksuits bottoms from chav central (thats right JJB) and often grunt rather than speak
the females however are normal teenage girls, who are normally wearing natural make up , jeans and t-shirt and look fairly normal doing fairly normal things, chatting speaking about boys etc
Townies say things like
shes proper fit innit!
or you me and my posse outside now innit
by Kezgetz June 24, 2007
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Townie Talk

Talking an idea or event early in the week only to disregard said idea by the end of the week and settle for something else
Hey Jim we should go to the Yankee game this Saturday. Sure Chris but it’s only Tuesday, that’s townie talk, you’ll change your idea by friday
by Softdrinksofchoice April 19, 2023
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Townie

Small town midwesterners that gather in large groups, who have no boundaries, but are often very friendly people.

Townies often consume lots of trulys, hangout at Walmarts and see college towns as sprawling urban jungles.

When at college townies gather together to form fake household families, that often result in numerous petty family feuds.

Townies also try to keep track of how many days they have been sober, as they lose track of their consumption of trulys & busch lattes.
Don’t invite them, they are all townie’s.
by Neverforget01 September 11, 2021
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Townie

The sacks of dogshit that smell like mad mudbutt who live in your college town.
"hey man, got goosed last night and porked a townie."
"You should probably gobget checked for an STD"
by RaymundoSmokesMid June 21, 2018
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Old Towny

An alternative way to describe the Old Town of some historical cities.
Friend: "Look at where I am!"

You: "What a beautiful place; it's very Old Towny"
by AuthenticDefinitions November 22, 2023
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Townie Brain

“Townie brain” is a condition in which someone thinks the entire world operates in the same way as the small town they grew up in. People with this affliction are often “townies”, and have never experienced life in any other place or perspective. Oftentimes they believe others have the same experiences as they do, or the same aspirations when in fact these people are boring and have little to no aspirations at all. Due to it’s regional nature, “townie brain” can be used to describe many different opinions and thought patterns.
Martha - “Um, I’m pretty sure most people don’t go to college after high school.”
Jane - “I’m pretty sure you just have townie brain.”

John - “What do you mean you can’t drive? Are you poor or something?

Brett - “You’ve got townie brain dude. I grew up in the city, we don’t need cars.”
by Hype Thetical July 4, 2025
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