puke promise

A sworn oath made by a person out loud into a toilet in between uncontrollable dry heaves and torrents of vomit, offered as negotiation with God if He will end the pain.

"I puke promised to stop jackin off to nasty shit, but I threw up like four more times."

by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019

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Puke baby

A puke baby is when one vomits into their partner, typically through anal or vaginal means. Then the partner is required to shake themselves to ready the baby before pushing out into the first partner's mouth.

Me and my girlfriend really like to experiment, so we tried to make a puke baby

by Knatbing April 2, 2024

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Puss n Puke

When a woman of a low, loose character, aka the neighbourhood crotch delivers more than meals on wheels to horny senior citizens. A brunette who woos and ooos old and frail men only to rid them of every penny they have. She's a dirty desperate gold digging bitch who has no friends because she's an alcoholic slut. Steals grandpa's money so she can buy designer clothes because she can't afford shit. She's a dumb slut who sucks dick for a living.

Viliki: C'mon baby, lick my pussy, that's it up and down baby, now in circular motions, stick your tongue in nice and deep, in and out, faster, fasterrr, fasteeer

Mr Leehey: Ouch, arrrrgh, I just found a set of false teeth in your vagina, yukkk, I'm going to puke

Viliki: Who cares? don't stop, quick stick your tongue in, that's a boy- Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke

by Radical, repeating decimals May 25, 2018

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Puke

Usually whenever you are sick, when you overindulge, and/or see/hear something disgusting.

Amy: I have such a bad stomach bug, i've puked at least 5 times.
Or
Amy: My god I ate too much pizza. I dont feel too good (lol)
Or
Amy: I just puked because I heard Mark talking about what he thinks bed is like.

by lqiwaenrdtay October 26, 2020

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