It has the largest "buns" in the room with the biggest "sesame seeds"
It always carries lots of "grease"
It is very "brown"
Wow! You're such a hamburger!!
by What a big cock! January 12, 2022
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A delicious food that can be served on many occasions. Known for being very delicious and meaty and cheezy. If people serve you a hamburger with not any kind of meat or meat replacement you are legally allowed to burn down their place of residence and their workplace. Also known for slowly starving out the world whilst you fat Americans keep eating them.

Now if you won't excuse me I have to burn down someones restaurant.😤
PI: Do you know that hamburgers are destroying the world?
PII: ¨Munching¨ What?
by Imjustheretocomplain December 12, 2018
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It's when someone is about to get trump'd, so they knock out two people and shit on their chest. After that is done, the two subjects are smashed together, forming the hamburger
I was about to get fired ese, so I pulled of a good ol fashioned Mexican hamburger.
by Holliballin August 25, 2016
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Get a hamburger cum on it shit on it and spit on it then eat it
Gabe had to eat the Horrible Hamburger last night
by Jimmafee November 11, 2022
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The act of actually taking a fucking hamburger into the shower causing it to get moist and ready to be thrown out. Commonly done by Australians
"I took a hamburger in the shower and that shit got soggy as fuck!"- Australian man
by HunterJohnston2002 December 29, 2017
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A male with a long, girthy cock that anally pounds with such vigor your ass is rendered like raw meat. Prolapse is not uncommon. Makes mincemeat out of that ass.
My Grindr date turned out to be a hamburger holer. I’m like steak tartare down there. I can’t sit.

It’s thanksgiving so my uncle will be coming for the weekend. He’s a hamburger holer and will come visit me about midnight. I walked funny for a week.
by Dick Onchin November 24, 2021
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Aka when you put the salty sandy meat in some buns
have you ever had a sandy hamburger before?
by Sanduh March 11, 2018
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