The Pythagorean Theorem is a theorem that calculates the hypotenuse of a triangle; the formula being a^2+b^2=c^2, c being the hypotenuse and a & b being the legs of the triangle.
This theorem contains exponential expression & square roots. An example or this theorem is 9^2+12^2=c^2. First we need to calculate 9^2 and 12^2, which is 81 and 144. Next, we add them, you should get 225. Lastly, √225=15, so c=15.
This theorem contains exponential expression & square roots. An example or this theorem is 9^2+12^2=c^2. First we need to calculate 9^2 and 12^2, which is 81 and 144. Next, we add them, you should get 225. Lastly, √225=15, so c=15.
Person 1: 6^2+8^2=14^2
Person 2: Wrong, 6^2 and 8^2 is 36 and 64, 36+64=100, √100=10
Person 1: Now that makes sense! How'd you get that
Person 2: The Pythagorean Theorem
Person 2: Wrong, 6^2 and 8^2 is 36 and 64, 36+64=100, √100=10
Person 1: Now that makes sense! How'd you get that
Person 2: The Pythagorean Theorem
by Dictontony July 20, 2022
When someone "likes" you and you don't like them back but feel pressured to tell them you do as to not hurt their feelings.
"Baxter": I like you
You: I.. Uh... like you too
*later on the phone*
Friend: So you like him?
You: No, its The Baxter Theorem
You: I.. Uh... like you too
*later on the phone*
Friend: So you like him?
You: No, its The Baxter Theorem
by Spuddy06 January 4, 2019
The natural phenomenon observed when one eats a burger or similar bun-based food, squeezing the bun too hard, forcing the burger to slowly eject itself from between the buns. If this process continues, the user may be forced to consume purely burger and no bun, leaving the user with solely buns and toppings.
Some possible causes include:
-user inexperienced with bun-based foods
-too much lubrication (ketchup, mustard, etc)
-wet toppings including tomatoes
-nonuniform squeezing of the bun
-basic bun malfunction (cracking or tearing)
-etc
If experiencing Squeeze Theorem, the user should remain calm and not panic. Sudden movements may be fatal.
Some possible causes include:
-user inexperienced with bun-based foods
-too much lubrication (ketchup, mustard, etc)
-wet toppings including tomatoes
-nonuniform squeezing of the bun
-basic bun malfunction (cracking or tearing)
-etc
If experiencing Squeeze Theorem, the user should remain calm and not panic. Sudden movements may be fatal.
"Hey man, where do you want to go eat?"
"Lets grips some A&W"
"d00d, I hate that place, my burg always gets Squeeze Theorem"
"yeaaa... I remember, you had to get a refill on that burg"
"Lets grips some A&W"
"d00d, I hate that place, my burg always gets Squeeze Theorem"
"yeaaa... I remember, you had to get a refill on that burg"
by alaska st33v June 18, 2009
Pawan's Theorem states that pi is equal to 3.0
This theorem has be tested rigorously by many mathematical geniuses and can be summed up in the simple proof:
pi=22/7 which is approximately equal to 21/7 = 3.0 to 2 sig figures.
THERFORE PAWANS THEOREM: pi = 3.0
This theorem has be tested rigorously by many mathematical geniuses and can be summed up in the simple proof:
pi=22/7 which is approximately equal to 21/7 = 3.0 to 2 sig figures.
THERFORE PAWANS THEOREM: pi = 3.0
by Miss Van Eck February 27, 2008
states that no intelligent organism or machine is going to bother with a task that is harder than hacking its own reward function.
Originally proposed by AI expert Joscha Bach, philosopher Nick Bostrom is said to have responded with:
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, your opinion, man."
Originally proposed by AI expert Joscha Bach, philosopher Nick Bostrom is said to have responded with:
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, your opinion, man."
According to the lebowski theorem, I will not invest the thousand bucks I found on the street in an awesome future. I will just spend it on booze and dope and get hazed.
by wt137 June 9, 2020
While attending the prestigious ASU Math-Science Honors Program a student scribbled in his test booklet an answer that is supposedly true in quasi-static quantum singularities;
If f(x)=e^2x + e^-2x, then in n-dimensional subspaces of a 12-dimensional multi-versus the derivative of f(x) is as follows;
f'(x)=0.
But... we don't exist in singularities, so the answer was marked wrong.
If f(x)=e^2x + e^-2x, then in n-dimensional subspaces of a 12-dimensional multi-versus the derivative of f(x) is as follows;
f'(x)=0.
But... we don't exist in singularities, so the answer was marked wrong.
by ron2d2 July 24, 2009
A savage sexual position where the male contorts his body into the shape of a triangle while placing his foot onto the females head. Once in the "Pythagorean Theorem" position, he proceeds to viciously insert his erect phallus into her anus.
"Last night after the club I practiced my knowledge of the pythagorean theorem on a bitch. A2+b2=C2 baby."
by DaveJAKAPythagoras June 5, 2018