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Gareth Southgate

The King, the legend that led the England Squad to the Semi-Finals of the Russia 2018 World Cup. Miricle King.
Gareth Southgate is the worlds best Manager. Fact.

tom southgate 

hey tom southgate i love your hary legs mmm

Gareth Southgate

A domestic terrorist that has caused significant psychological harm to an entire nation.

Also fuck Spain.
"I heard Gareth Southgate wears a life vest into the bath"
"Gareth Southgate? Isn't he the mug that missed the penalty"

Long Southgate 

Playing Trent Alexander Arnold in Central Midfield
Man, we're still suffering the effects of Long Southgate

Cole Raymond Southgate 

Cole is a kid that is somehow 14 and 4'9. He is really pissy sometimes and has never had a girlfriend. He has a mom named Kelly that is pretty Ummm different.
Cole Raymond Southgate is a short bitch.
Cole Raymond Southgate by anonymous November 12, 2020

Southwater Grunt 

A Southwater Grunt is a Fresh water fish commonly found within the depths of the Great Lake Michigan.

The phrase 'Southwater Grunt!' on the other hand is rhyming slang (usually spoken with emphasis) to describe somebody as a CUNT. The phrase can be narrowed to 'Southwater' if used with the same emphasis.

The phrase has found to be extremely popular with the people of Essex, UK.
"oh and I see that Nick the other day, what a Southwater Grunt!"
Southwater Grunt by Burnsyboy December 23, 2010