A man of limited ability enjoying inexplicable good fortune.
"He's had a right Southgate there...!"
by General Franco July 8, 2024
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The quickest way out of any major international footballing tournament
Sterling: Yo, my house has been robbed! Any1 know the quickest way back to England?

Kane: Yeah the southgate should get you home quickly
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Southgate: the last name of England's men's national football team manager Gareth Southgate. Commonly known for his unorthodox, and quite frankly, wasteful tactics and man-management of capable individuals.

To be a Southgate is to be passive, do things at half measures and irritate everybody around.
"Oh baby, why are you sticking only the tip inside me? Don't be a Southgate!"
"Bin Laden and Southgate are both terrorists, but the difference is that Bin Laden took both towers down, while Southgate would get one then fall back."
by Gerald725DoubleBarrel June 26, 2024
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A domestic terrorist that has caused significant psychological harm to an entire nation.

Also fuck Spain.
"I heard Gareth Southgate wears a life vest into the bath"
"Gareth Southgate? Isn't he the mug that missed the penalty"
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Playing Trent Alexander Arnold in Central Midfield
Man, we're still suffering the effects of Long Southgate
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Cole is a kid that is somehow 14 and 4'9. He is really pissy sometimes and has never had a girlfriend. He has a mom named Kelly that is pretty Ummm different.
Cole Raymond Southgate is a short bitch.
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